The Wife
 

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she
dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his
penis in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the
handle.

Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to
cut it off are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, handed him the saw and said, "Nope" I'm going to set the garage on fire."

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ohhhh that hurts!!!!!!!!!!

oh man, wouldn't you rather die? :(

i think i would have to allow myself to be burned

that was pretty funny ... thanks for sharing!

Ohhhhh hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!

OMG Ouch! nooooo!!

Id slowly cook while i tried to saw through the vice..

i'd cut the wooden table that the vice is most likely hooked up to

or

manipulate the saw in some manor to be able to turn the vice to open

but dammmn that bitch had it in for him

I think the husband is doing pornos now.

Some McGyver-type thinking here, funny!

I'm pretty sure that in some culture, that was punishment for rape... they would nail your balls to the floor of a hut, hand your a knife, and set it on fire.

CUT IT OFF, PLEASE CUT IT OFF!!!! haha

I guess this guy didn't expect The Spanish Inquisition.

Sometimes it pays to expect The Spanish Inquisition.

I would only hope that guy worked well under pressure

Hey quick tell her to give you the pvc cutters they are quicker.

yowsa thats terrible!!!

Good one, tough decision.

hahaha love the fiendishness :)

Yeah! Mad Max style revenge!!!

It would have to be a small saw to cut my pecker off

Good Lord! That doesn't bear thinking about! Excellent Joke!

Moral of the Story:
Always have a detached garage.

Made me :)

LMAO!

Reminds me of Mad Max, only MUCH more painful.

ROFL i'd get a super human act of strength and pull the table with me out the garage.

Ahhhh!!!! Nooo!!!!!!! It's the ultimate in cruel ultimatums! Don't get any ideas girls...