simonrex22

A man rushes into a crowded bar.
He says, "Hey barkeep, wheres the bathroom, i got an emergency."
The barkeep says, " Go up the stairs, its the third door on the right."
The man rushes up the stairs. When he gets to the top he thinks to himself, "Where the hell did he say it was."
He says, "Fuck it," and opens the door directly to his left. He sees a small hole in the floor and squats over it, releiving himself.
On his way back down stairs he notices that there is no one in the bar but the barkeep. The man goes up to the barkeep and says, "Hey, where did everyone go."
The barkeep replys, " Where were you when the shit hit the fan."

japhyryder

Ah groooown .. I got a laugh though

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Destrox

Made me smile

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flagpole

i dont why jokes like these always make me laugh

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zaiaz

Now that's messed up.

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