Reese

Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain.

"No thanks... just give me a few minutes... I'll be fine..." he replies quietly with his hands still between his legs. Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his pant and starts massaging his genitals.

"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks.

"Well... yes... That feels pretty good," he admits. "But my thumb still hurts like hell."

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“It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

Paradise Lost

Hmm, I wonder if that'll work the next time I'm out on the links.

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"Marino could do it."

FaderMonkey

It seems so stupid, but I'm still laughing

KellyC

It's an old one but still made me laugh my arse off.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Destrox

Dang.. I thought I had this one guessed too. Funny Stuff.

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You bore me.... next.

Gortexfogg

Didn't expect the thumb, nice one!

CamaroRS1967

Slick joke...

drag0nmanes

Heh, didn't expect that one. It mangled to get a but of a chuckle out of me....