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BigBDunk · 05-05-2004, 05:28 AM

Two guys had been playing a very competitive golf match with lots of bets and many presses....as they came down to the 18th hole..the first guy hits the ball up the middle, while the other fades it a bit onto a service road....they both check the card and there is no mention of relief from this position....the second guy asks his buddy if he can remove the ball from the road, no nearer to the hole, of course....the buddy says''NO"...so he drives his buddy back to his ball in the center of the fairway and goes back to his ball....

The guy in the middle then watches as his friend takes a club and proceeds to take at least 4 or 5 practice swings, with rocks and sparks flying everywhere.... he then takes his shot and hits the ball about 10 feet from the cup....

The guy in the middle says..."Great Shot....what club did you use?"

To which his friend replied....."I used YOUR 6 iron"

Paradise Lost · 05-05-2004, 07:26 AM

"The guy in the middle proceeds to kill soon to be ex-friend."

japhyryder · 05-05-2004, 08:18 AM

Ah he deserved it, that was great!

lyxo · 05-05-2004, 10:42 AM

i dont get it

fizzledorf · 05-05-2004, 10:51 AM

good one! Serves him right i guess?

zaiaz · 05-06-2004, 08:50 AM

messed up but funny!

troit · 05-06-2004, 11:11 AM

Hey -- I'd do the same thing...

carrot glace · 05-06-2004, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paradise Lost
"The guy in the middle proceeds to kill soon to be ex-friend."

my thoughts exactly

pigmann · 05-06-2004, 07:31 PM

Good one

braindamage351 · 05-15-2004, 08:21 PM

His friend was a bastard anyway.

05-05-2004, 05:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
BigBDunk Upright	Golf Match Two guys had been playing a very competitive golf match with lots of bets and many presses....as they came down to the 18th hole..the first guy hits the ball up the middle, while the other fades it a bit onto a service road....they both check the card and there is no mention of relief from this position....the second guy asks his buddy if he can remove the ball from the road, no nearer to the hole, of course....the buddy says''NO"...so he drives his buddy back to his ball in the center of the fairway and goes back to his ball.... The guy in the middle then watches as his friend takes a club and proceeds to take at least 4 or 5 practice swings, with rocks and sparks flying everywhere.... he then takes his shot and hits the ball about 10 feet from the cup.... The guy in the middle says..."Great Shot....what club did you use?" To which his friend replied....."I used YOUR 6 iron"

05-05-2004, 07:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	"The guy in the middle proceeds to kill soon to be ex-friend." __________________ "Marino could do it."

05-05-2004, 08:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
japhyryder no one special Location: Charlotte, NC	Ah he deserved it, that was great! __________________ It's only entertainment, someone's sick idea of a joke.

05-06-2004, 08:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	messed up but funny! __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-06-2004, 11:11 AM	#7 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Hey -- I'd do the same thing... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

05-05-2004, 10:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
lyxo Crazy	i dont get it

05-05-2004, 10:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	good one! Serves him right i guess?

05-06-2004, 07:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
pigmann Upright Location: Michigan	Good one __________________ I once loved a girl, a child I'm told, I gave her my heart and she gave me a cold.

05-15-2004, 08:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
braindamage351 Insane	His friend was a bastard anyway.