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Old 05-05-2004, 05:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Golf Match

Two guys had been playing a very competitive golf match with lots of bets and many presses....as they came down to the 18th hole..the first guy hits the ball up the middle, while the other fades it a bit onto a service road....they both check the card and there is no mention of relief from this position....the second guy asks his buddy if he can remove the ball from the road, no nearer to the hole, of course....the buddy says''NO"...so he drives his buddy back to his ball in the center of the fairway and goes back to his ball....

The guy in the middle then watches as his friend takes a club and proceeds to take at least 4 or 5 practice swings, with rocks and sparks flying everywhere.... he then takes his shot and hits the ball about 10 feet from the cup....

The guy in the middle says..."Great Shot....what club did you use?"

To which his friend replied....."I used YOUR 6 iron"
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Old 05-05-2004, 07:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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"The guy in the middle proceeds to kill soon to be ex-friend."
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Old 05-05-2004, 08:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ah he deserved it, that was great!
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Old 05-05-2004, 10:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i dont get it
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Old 05-05-2004, 10:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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good one! Serves him right i guess?
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
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messed up but funny!
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Hey -- I'd do the same thing...
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Old 05-06-2004, 12:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Paradise Lost
"The guy in the middle proceeds to kill soon to be ex-friend."
my thoughts exactly
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Good one
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Old 05-15-2004, 08:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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His friend was a bastard anyway.
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