Golf Lessons
 

A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range. The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, ''Not bad.'' Golf pro: ''Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast.'' The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says, ''Excellent!''

Now the woman takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards. Golf pro: ''Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband's dick.'' She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. Golf pro: ''Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth.''

haha, lucky guy

Damnit thats funnny...yes thats 3 n's.

i gotta take up golf

BWAAA ha ha!

Killer. My dirty-minded golfing buddies are going to love that one.

Uh...was she swinging a wood or an iron club?

FORE!!!

good one!

*Sputters* HAhahaha!! GOod joke, never saw it comin'!

ROFL I love golf

im guessing the wife is blonde?

No kidding! She golfs and gives oral.

Funny joke, too!

oh no.. *shakes his head slightly*
:p

One of the better golf jokes

heard it befo

Great joke! Thanks

lol great punch line

yes, quality joke... the whole time i was wondering how they were gonna make it flying out of her hand into some sort of insult, but i was way off!

Wow.. that was really funny! haha

hahahaha

thank you man!!!!

lol - that is great

just made made up for a shitty day - thanks!

weeeee

ROFL !!!

pfft

aww jeez, thats good stuff

Excellent. Very funny.

very good, but hard to believe for real, because blow jobs get few and far between after marriage

Good, very funny

That was good. Gotta be good for the husband though.

hehe...naughty

nice one - love the punchline