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asdf1001 · 05-07-2003, 11:31 AM

There was a man who had four kids, all gorgeous, except for the youngest one, Craig, who was nothing short of gruesome.
While on his deathbed, the husband asked his wife, "Marie, tell me one thing. And please be honest. Am I Craig's father?"

"Yes, honey," replied his wife. "I promise you, Craig is 100 percent yours."

"I can die a happy man. Godbye my love."

And the man peacefully passed away.

Marie gave a big sigh and said quietly, "Thank heaven almighty he didn't ask me about the other three."

YELLOW450 · 05-07-2003, 12:17 PM

man thats wrong!!

mturner333 · 05-08-2003, 08:33 AM

cold hearted! Man that would be terrible

JStrider · 05-08-2003, 10:36 AM

heh... poor guy...

DEI37 · 05-08-2003, 02:44 PM

Such a cold-hearted bitch! Woo-hoo!!

Atropos4 · 05-08-2003, 03:18 PM

OUCH!!! He probably got to heaven realized about the other 3 and yelled WTF!!!!

Silverbrain · 05-08-2003, 04:11 PM

Least he died happy )

05-07-2003, 11:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	Deathbed request There was a man who had four kids, all gorgeous, except for the youngest one, Craig, who was nothing short of gruesome. While on his deathbed, the husband asked his wife, "Marie, tell me one thing. And please be honest. Am I Craig's father?" "Yes, honey," replied his wife. "I promise you, Craig is 100 percent yours." "I can die a happy man. Godbye my love." And the man peacefully passed away. Marie gave a big sigh and said quietly, "Thank heaven almighty he didn't ask me about the other three." __________________ Goodbye!

05-08-2003, 10:36 AM	#4 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	heh... poor guy... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

05-08-2003, 02:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Such a cold-hearted bitch! Woo-hoo!! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-08-2003, 03:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Atropos4 Think about it Location: North Carolina	OUCH!!! He probably got to heaven realized about the other 3 and yelled WTF!!!! __________________ Minds are like parachutes. They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg."

05-08-2003, 04:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Least he died happy ) __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

05-07-2003, 12:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
YELLOW450 Tilted	man thats wrong!!

05-08-2003, 08:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
mturner333 Upright Location: In Front of My PC	cold hearted! Man that would be terrible