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asdf1001 05-07-2003 11:31 AM

Deathbed request
 
There was a man who had four kids, all gorgeous, except for the youngest one, Craig, who was nothing short of gruesome.
While on his deathbed, the husband asked his wife, "Marie, tell me one thing. And please be honest. Am I Craig's father?"

"Yes, honey," replied his wife. "I promise you, Craig is 100 percent yours."

"I can die a happy man. Godbye my love."

And the man peacefully passed away.

Marie gave a big sigh and said quietly, "Thank heaven almighty he didn't ask me about the other three."

YELLOW450 05-07-2003 12:17 PM

man thats wrong!!

mturner333 05-08-2003 08:33 AM

cold hearted! Man that would be terrible

JStrider 05-08-2003 10:36 AM

heh... poor guy...

DEI37 05-08-2003 02:44 PM

Such a cold-hearted bitch! Woo-hoo!!

Atropos4 05-08-2003 03:18 PM

OUCH!!! He probably got to heaven realized about the other 3 and yelled WTF!!!! :)

Silverbrain 05-08-2003 04:11 PM

Least he died happy )


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