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bobby 05-04-2004 06:26 AM

3 QUIPS
 
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield

"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
Woody Allen

"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible."
PJ O'Rourke

:D

Dilbert1234567 05-04-2004 10:24 AM

hehe

you sir get a chuckle

loganmule 05-08-2004 12:24 PM

it appears that I have something in common with Woody and Rodney


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