MageB420666

My dick is so big I use hot air balloons as condoms.

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MageB420666

My dick is so big I give blue whales penis envy

My Dick is so big Cheney had to start going by Richard.

My dick is so big when I cum the President declares a state of national emergency.

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Merlocke

Isn't it "DAMN, that's a big dick."? (ala southpark)
hehe - awesome though - hahaha


Uh let's see...
My dick is so big... I trip over it in the shower

Then there's the whole Mini-Me Tripod thing

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Sion

My dick is so big, the expression "hung like a horse" has officially been changed to "hung like Sion".

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Rodney

My dick is so big that it's on world maps.

Sion

My dick is so big, you NEED a map to get from one end to the other without getting hopelessly lost.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

ShivihS

I have a big dick

Sion

so big, in fact, that it made me forget to properly formulate my comment.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Seer666

My dig is so big that saying my dick is big is like saying the earth is bigger then a bread box. True, but doesn't give you the whole perspective.

My dick is so big Mirosoft is sueing me for having a monopaly.

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Bad spellers of the world untie!!!

I am the one you warned me of

I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant.

jizzmasterp

My dick is so big I can use it as a crutch.
My dick is so big I use it as a chair
My dick is so big your girlfriend uses it as a pillow.
My dick is so big I need a team of ten people to jerk it off.
My dick is so big it got a letter saying it may have already won one million dollars!
My dick is so big I hang off it.

carrot glace

my dick is so big, the tip touches uranus

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WarWagon

My dick is so big, I have to pay property taxes on it.