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MageB420666 05-13-2004 10:34 PM

My dick is so big I use hot air balloons as condoms.

MageB420666 05-13-2004 10:41 PM

My dick is so big I give blue whales penis envy

My Dick is so big Cheney had to start going by Richard.

My dick is so big when I cum the President declares a state of national emergency.

Merlocke 05-14-2004 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by clavus
My dick is so big, Halx looks at it and says, "That's a big dick."
Isn't it "DAMN, that's a big dick."? (ala southpark)
hehe - awesome though - hahaha


Uh let's see...
My dick is so big... I trip over it in the shower

Then there's the whole Mini-Me Tripod thing ;)

Sion 05-14-2004 07:08 AM

My dick is so big, the expression "hung like a horse" has officially been changed to "hung like Sion".

Rodney 05-14-2004 07:17 AM

My dick is so big that it's on world maps.

Sion 05-14-2004 08:54 PM

My dick is so big, you NEED a map to get from one end to the other without getting hopelessly lost.

ShivihS 05-15-2004 12:37 AM

I have a big dick

Sion 05-16-2004 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShivihS
I have a big dick
so big, in fact, that it made me forget to properly formulate my comment.

Seer666 05-19-2004 06:32 PM

My dig is so big that saying my dick is big is like saying the earth is bigger then a bread box. True, but doesn't give you the whole perspective.

My dick is so big Mirosoft is sueing me for having a monopaly.

jizzmasterp 05-22-2004 09:13 PM

My dick is so big I can use it as a crutch.
My dick is so big I use it as a chair
My dick is so big your girlfriend uses it as a pillow.
My dick is so big I need a team of ten people to jerk it off.
My dick is so big it got a letter saying it may have already won one million dollars!
My dick is so big I hang off it.

carrot glace 05-22-2004 09:28 PM

my dick is so big, the tip touches uranus

WarWagon 05-22-2004 09:57 PM

My dick is so big, I have to pay property taxes on it.


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