New parents be warned
 

THE WATER PISTOL
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"
Mom smiled and then replied....."I remembered."

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Man i hate when that happens. Enjoy.

Vicious! I love it!

Damn grandmothers, they screw up everything.

Grandfathers are just as bad. He'll cram my son full of chocolate, run him around and then send him home for dinner.

Paybacks a mothafucker