10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends
 

More humor from my email box.....


10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends

1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend.
2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch.
3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.
4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear.
5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
10. Computers never, EVER gets a period.

10. Computers never, EVER gets a period.

Gahahahahaa

LMAO

10. is the only reason i need

hehehe...

upgrading your computer doesnt cost as much as upgrading a girlfriend...

if your computer gets old, u can get a new one!...

amen!

at LAN parties, you can pass them around and not feel guilty about it.

we could probably think of lots of others, but this is a good start

You can have two computers at once,
and whenever you want them to, they'll
play with each other.

If your computer isn't pleasing you, you
can give it a good whack.

You can order a computer with as many
female connectors as you want (in multiple
shapes and sizes).

Turning on a computer just takes one finger
and a few seconds. In fact, you can leave it
turned on 24/7 and it will always be hot and
ready to use.

But the BEST reason a computer is better
than a girlfriend:

No voice.

good reasons!

OMG... *LOL* I'm trying to decide if I should show these to my wife or not.... any thoughts?

*LOL* I dunno willowsr, that sounds like asking for trouble.:eek:

You'd better not -- because there's a similar
list of why computers are better than men.

For example: computers can stay up for
days at a time.

Hey, I resent that! I can (and do) stay up for several days at a time. :cool:

I like them. Good post

11. all it takes to turn a computer on is the puch of a button

computers bring pr0n. girlfriends don't.

im still not sure i like the idea of sticking my wang into the disk drive or something

"10. Computers never, EVER gets a period."

one word: BSOD

Nice :)

Awesome reasons. I wish I could think of a couple but work has got me tied up.

whats up
 

nice post, I like the last one for sure


laaaataaaaaa

man, that's too funny...Gotta love no periods!

I love my computers...had a wife once...left me because of my computers.

LOL...Good stuff.

grin, funny stuff, thanks

ah me, techie humor

Try reformatting your girlfriend! Or reinstalling her! See how far <i>that</i> gets you!

like it :-)

goodstuff...

good one

awesome

LoL... funny stuff... I would still rather have a girlfriend over a computer any day... But these jokes a pretty good.

ya computers dont get u farther then your right (or left) hand

Thats hilarious!! And yet incredibly freaky...

Oh, Nice list....:-)

that's so sad...but so funny

Bwahaha! Very funny stuff.

Man, that's very... unique. I love the 3D pictures they have. I'd be curious to see this in action, really... Seeing a guy fuck his computer just seems to funny.

Thanks for the chuckles.

I'd like to contribute, so I made some up.
1.) Your computer will ride in your lap on an airplane.
2.) Your computer is always ready to play a new game.
3.) If you watch tv while you play with your computer, it won't complain that you're "distracted".
4.) You should be proud of upgrading to a newer one every year.
5.) A hot computer is always ready to show off for your friends.
6.) You can yell at your computer and get sympathy from other people.
7.) Your computer can blow itself - all day long.

Computers are easier to boot

One of my favorites.