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04-19-2003, 12:37 PM
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10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends
More humor from my email box.....
10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends 1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend. 2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch. 3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner. 4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear. 5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away. 6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends. 7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore. 8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well. 9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend. 10. Computers never, EVER gets a period.
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04-21-2003, 08:04 AM
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You can have two computers at once,
and whenever you want them to, they'll play with each other. If your computer isn't pleasing you, you can give it a good whack. You can order a computer with as many female connectors as you want (in multiple shapes and sizes). Turning on a computer just takes one finger and a few seconds. In fact, you can leave it turned on 24/7 and it will always be hot and ready to use. But the BEST reason a computer is better than a girlfriend: No voice. |
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04-21-2003, 12:08 PM
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04-21-2003, 12:09 PM
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list of why computers are better than men. For example: computers can stay up for days at a time. |
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04-21-2003, 02:23 PM
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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone." |
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04-21-2003, 09:01 PM
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04-21-2003, 11:12 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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"10. Computers never, EVER gets a period."
one word: BSOD
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04-22-2003, 04:18 AM
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Location: Arizona
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Awesome reasons. I wish I could think of a couple but work has got me tied up.
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04-22-2003, 05:47 AM
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Junkie
Location: The True North Strong and Free!
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grin, funny stuff, thanks
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04-22-2003, 04:37 PM
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Location: Vincennes, IN
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Sorry, you can not add yourself to your own list. |
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09-22-2003, 12:08 PM
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Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind
Location: Oreegawn
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that's so sad...but so funny
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Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane. |
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09-22-2003, 09:26 PM
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Location: Yakima, WA
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Bwahaha! Very funny stuff.
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09-22-2003, 10:49 PM
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2+2=5? Not again!
Location: Dallas, Texas
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Thanks for the chuckles.
I'd like to contribute, so I made some up. 1.) Your computer will ride in your lap on an airplane. 2.) Your computer is always ready to play a new game. 3.) If you watch tv while you play with your computer, it won't complain that you're "distracted". 4.) You should be proud of upgrading to a newer one every year. 5.) A hot computer is always ready to show off for your friends. 6.) You can yell at your computer and get sympathy from other people. 7.) Your computer can blow itself - all day long. |
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