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Old 05-07-2003, 10:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Steel Town, Ontario
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DEAR TIDE:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.
Infact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product. Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
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Old 05-07-2003, 10:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.
UH OH...what are the hefty bags for?

Funny stuff.
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Old 05-07-2003, 12:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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nice
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Old 05-07-2003, 07:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: Montreal
Heh heh. Good.
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Old 05-07-2003, 09:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ahahahha, thats great. Didnt know where that was going at first, but a funny letter nonetheless
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Old 05-08-2003, 01:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hefty bags are for removing the body
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Old 05-08-2003, 03:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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and who said killers don't continue to contribute to society?
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Old 05-08-2003, 03:44 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hehe, good stuff
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