icy_ca

DEAR TIDE:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.
Infact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product. Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

zaiaz

UH OH...what are the hefty bags for?

Funny stuff.

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YELLOW450

nice

crackpot

Heh heh. Good.

soccerstudpc20

ahahahha, thats great. Didnt know where that was going at first, but a funny letter nonetheless

serenlover

hefty bags are for removing the body

fizzledorf

and who said killers don't continue to contribute to society?

Destrox

hehe, good stuff

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