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icy_ca 05-07-2003 10:03 AM

Happy Customer
 
DEAR TIDE:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.
Infact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product. Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

zaiaz 05-07-2003 10:24 AM

UH OH...what are the hefty bags for?

Funny stuff.

YELLOW450 05-07-2003 12:23 PM

nice

crackpot 05-07-2003 07:32 PM

Heh heh. Good.

soccerstudpc20 05-07-2003 09:12 PM

ahahahha, thats great. Didnt know where that was going at first, but a funny letter nonetheless

serenlover 05-08-2003 01:51 AM

hefty bags are for removing the body

fizzledorf 05-08-2003 03:24 AM

and who said killers don't continue to contribute to society?

Destrox 05-08-2003 03:44 AM

hehe, good stuff


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