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warrrreagl 05-07-2003 09:18 AM

State Trooper
 
A state trooper pulled over a fast convertible out in the middle of nowhere, with two smart-asses inside. Every request the trooper had for the two boys was answered with derision and sarcasm.

When the trooper'd finally had enough, he whacked the driver in the head with his nightstick and handed him his speeding ticket. Without saying a word, the trooper then walked around to the passenger side and whacked the passenger in the head with the nightstick.

The passenger whined, "What'd you hit me for?"

The trooper replied, "I was just answering your wish."

"What wish?"

"When you get five miles down the road from here and you turn to your buddy and say, 'I just wish he'd tried to hit me like that.' THAT wish."

oane 05-07-2003 09:58 AM

Ok...

zaiaz 05-07-2003 10:28 AM

LMAO....what's a nightstick? I thought they carried batons and guns?

warrrreagl 05-07-2003 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zaiaz
LMAO....what's a nightstick? I thought they carried batons and guns?
That's Southern for "baton," I reckon. We have other names for them, but I'd be banished if I typed any of them.

Sparky 05-07-2003 11:13 AM

Good one.

YELLOW450 05-07-2003 12:20 PM

smart trooper, good one

serenlover 05-08-2003 02:04 AM

night stick is a baton

mturner333 05-08-2003 08:28 AM

Thats pretty good, don't know how many times Ive thought that

DEI37 05-08-2003 02:48 PM

That is pretty good. 'Cuz you know that'd have been the case, too!


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