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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 04-27-2004, 07:50 PM

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar bored out of their minds.

One of them leans over and says, "Ay, why don't we play 20 questions, ay?"

The second one says, "OK, ay."

The first one tries to think of a word and finally thinks up "Moose Cock."

The second thinks a moment, and for his first clue asks, "Ay, can you eat it, ay?"

The first guy rubs his chin and says, "Ay, I guess so, ay."

The second guy goes, "Is it a moose cock?"

Glad

paj · 04-27-2004, 08:09 PM

hahah, being Canadian its even funnier, but on a different level.
one thing though, it's 'eh' not 'ay', eh?

eh, its better than saying 'huh'

pigmann · 04-27-2004, 08:34 PM

That was awesome! I laughed outloud.

MexicanOnABike · 04-28-2004, 06:05 PM

I either don't get it or its just not funny.. can someone plz explain?

bond007 · 04-28-2004, 06:44 PM

it's not funny, eh?

small one · 04-29-2004, 12:47 AM

English-don't find it funny at all

Gortexfogg · 04-29-2004, 12:54 PM

Hilarious!

assilem · 04-29-2004, 02:40 PM

I'm an American. I am a stupid American. Why is this funny?

irseg · 04-29-2004, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by assilem
I'm an American. I am a stupid American. Why is this funny?

If you're trying to guess what something is and you only know that it's edible, would "moose cock" be the first thing to enter your mind? If so, I guess it's not funny then.

Peryn · 04-29-2004, 03:09 PM

oh man, the only thing NOT funny about that is the misspelling of "eh"

Gonna hafta remember that one.

Destrox · 04-30-2004, 03:35 AM

I found that be funny as hell!

Helps that I even know some canadians to tell this too

assilem · 04-30-2004, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by irseg
If you're trying to guess what something is and you only know that it's edible, would "moose cock" be the first thing to enter your mind? If so, I guess it's not funny then.

I love moose cock. I like it broiled. I see now why this was not funny to me. Thanks for the lack of sarcasm in your response.

04-27-2004, 07:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	A classic joke... Two Canadians are sitting in a bar bored out of their minds. One of them leans over and says, "Ay, why don't we play 20 questions, ay?" The second one says, "OK, ay." The first one tries to think of a word and finally thinks up "Moose Cock." The second thinks a moment, and for his first clue asks, "Ay, can you eat it, ay?" The first guy rubs his chin and says, "Ay, I guess so, ay." The second guy goes, "Is it a moose cock?" Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

04-27-2004, 08:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
pigmann Upright Location: Michigan	That was awesome! I laughed outloud. __________________ I once loved a girl, a child I'm told, I gave her my heart and she gave me a cold.

04-28-2004, 06:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	I either don't get it or its just not funny.. can someone plz explain? __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-29-2004, 02:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
assilem Insane Location: Eternity	I'm an American. I am a stupid American. Why is this funny? __________________ The mother of mankind, what time his pride Had cast him out from Heaven, with all his host Of rebel Angels

04-29-2004, 03:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
Peryn Junkie Location: San Diego, CA.	oh man, the only thing NOT funny about that is the misspelling of "eh" Gonna hafta remember that one. __________________ Dont cry kid, It's not your fault you suck.

04-27-2004, 08:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
paj Tilted	hahah, being Canadian its even funnier, but on a different level. one thing though, it's 'eh' not 'ay', eh? eh, its better than saying 'huh'

04-28-2004, 06:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
bond007 Junkie Location: too far from Texas	it's not funny, eh?

04-29-2004, 12:47 AM	#6 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	English-don't find it funny at all

04-29-2004, 12:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hilarious!

04-30-2004, 03:35 AM	#11 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	I found that be funny as hell! Helps that I even know some canadians to tell this too __________________ You bore me.... next.