Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Interests > Tilted Humor


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 04-27-2004, 07:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero
A classic joke...

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar bored out of their minds.

One of them leans over and says, "Ay, why don't we play 20 questions, ay?"

The second one says, "OK, ay."

The first one tries to think of a word and finally thinks up "Moose Cock."

The second thinks a moment, and for his first clue asks, "Ay, can you eat it, ay?"

The first guy rubs his chin and says, "Ay, I guess so, ay."

The second guy goes, "Is it a moose cock?"


Glad
__________________
I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!
Glad-I-Ate-Her is offline  
Old 04-27-2004, 08:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
paj
Tilted
 
hahah, being Canadian its even funnier, but on a different level.
one thing though, it's 'eh' not 'ay', eh?

eh, its better than saying 'huh'

paj is offline  
Old 04-27-2004, 08:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
Upright
 
Location: Michigan
That was awesome! I laughed outloud.
__________________
I once loved a girl, a child I'm told, I gave her my heart and she gave me a cold.
pigmann is offline  
Old 04-28-2004, 06:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
MexicanOnABike's Avatar
 
Location: up north
I either don't get it or its just not funny.. can someone plz explain?
__________________
MexicanOnABike is offline  
Old 04-28-2004, 06:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: too far from Texas
it's not funny, eh?
bond007 is offline  
Old 04-29-2004, 12:47 AM   #6 (permalink)
Banned
 
Location: York
English-don't find it funny at all
small one is offline  
Old 04-29-2004, 12:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
I and I
 
Location: Stillwater, OK
Hilarious!
Gortexfogg is offline  
Old 04-29-2004, 02:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
Insane
 
assilem's Avatar
 
Location: Eternity
I'm an American. I am a stupid American. Why is this funny?
__________________
The mother of mankind, what time his pride
Had cast him out from Heaven, with all his host
Of rebel Angels
assilem is offline  
Old 04-29-2004, 03:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Florida
Quote:
Originally posted by assilem
I'm an American. I am a stupid American. Why is this funny?
If you're trying to guess what something is and you only know that it's edible, would "moose cock" be the first thing to enter your mind? If so, I guess it's not funny then.
irseg is offline  
Old 04-29-2004, 03:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: San Diego, CA.
oh man, the only thing NOT funny about that is the misspelling of "eh" Gonna hafta remember that one.
__________________
Dont cry kid, It's not your fault you suck.
Peryn is offline  
Old 04-30-2004, 03:35 AM   #11 (permalink)
Metal and Rock 4 Life
 
Destrox's Avatar
 
Location: Phoenix
I found that be funny as hell!

Helps that I even know some canadians to tell this too
__________________
You bore me.... next.
Destrox is offline  
Old 04-30-2004, 10:47 AM   #12 (permalink)
Insane
 
assilem's Avatar
 
Location: Eternity
Quote:
Originally posted by irseg
If you're trying to guess what something is and you only know that it's edible, would "moose cock" be the first thing to enter your mind? If so, I guess it's not funny then.
I love moose cock. I like it broiled. I see now why this was not funny to me. Thanks for the lack of sarcasm in your response.
__________________
The mother of mankind, what time his pride
Had cast him out from Heaven, with all his host
Of rebel Angels
assilem is offline  
 

Tags
classic, joke


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:54 AM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54