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Old 04-27-2004, 07:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A classic joke...

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar bored out of their minds.

One of them leans over and says, "Ay, why don't we play 20 questions, ay?"

The second one says, "OK, ay."

The first one tries to think of a word and finally thinks up "Moose Cock."

The second thinks a moment, and for his first clue asks, "Ay, can you eat it, ay?"

The first guy rubs his chin and says, "Ay, I guess so, ay."

The second guy goes, "Is it a moose cock?"


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Old 04-27-2004, 08:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahah, being Canadian its even funnier, but on a different level.
one thing though, it's 'eh' not 'ay', eh?

eh, its better than saying 'huh'

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Old 04-27-2004, 08:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That was awesome! I laughed outloud.
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Old 04-28-2004, 06:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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I either don't get it or its just not funny.. can someone plz explain?
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Old 04-28-2004, 06:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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it's not funny, eh?
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Old 04-29-2004, 12:47 AM   #6 (permalink)
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English-don't find it funny at all
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Old 04-29-2004, 12:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hilarious!
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Old 04-29-2004, 02:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm an American. I am a stupid American. Why is this funny?
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Old 04-29-2004, 03:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm an American. I am a stupid American. Why is this funny?
If you're trying to guess what something is and you only know that it's edible, would "moose cock" be the first thing to enter your mind? If so, I guess it's not funny then.
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Old 04-29-2004, 03:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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oh man, the only thing NOT funny about that is the misspelling of "eh" Gonna hafta remember that one.
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Old 04-30-2004, 03:35 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I found that be funny as hell!

Helps that I even know some canadians to tell this too
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Old 04-30-2004, 10:47 AM   #12 (permalink)
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If you're trying to guess what something is and you only know that it's edible, would "moose cock" be the first thing to enter your mind? If so, I guess it's not funny then.
I love moose cock. I like it broiled. I see now why this was not funny to me. Thanks for the lack of sarcasm in your response.
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