SAM821

Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the tree. While this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him ass naked and leaves.

Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark ass naked, and asks, "What the hell happened to you?"

He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says,

"This just ain't your day."

Paradise Lost

That's just wrong.

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sillygirl

I laughed my ass off... am I going to hell?

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Paradise Lost

Yes... Yes you are...

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"Marino could do it."

SAM821

easy.... the ass is a touchy subject in this joke... I'm glad you liked it

Regziever

HAhahaha!! Awesome!

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nash

Haha that's messed up

Gortexfogg

Hehe, poor guy...

Eviltree

No, definately not his day.

pigmann

awesome!

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bluearmy

I love it, humour that is subtle and brutal!

japhyryder

Oh that sucks, I can imagine that happening in some of the public parks around here

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KellyC

So I'll see you there?

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Destrox

Love it! Thanks , ahahha

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tommy thompson

That was great!!

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Jadedfox

Awesome!

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txstrosman

That's a damn good one, thanks!!!!!!

cameroncrazy822

That's some really really funny stuff, thanks for the post.

paj

i may be an idiot, but i dont get it

SAM821

im really glad everyone enjoyed that one... i still laugh when i read it


the guy gets hancuffed to a tree, robbed and stripped naked... a guy comes around and he tells the story... while hearing the story the guy goes around behind him and kisses him on the ear and proceeds to "get him from behind" thus him saying "this just isnt your day"

hope that helps

KellyC

he's gonna get butt fucked....does that help?

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Ace_O_Spades

thats fuckin classic.... i laughed my ass off

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Feh.

NoSoup

Agreed

Dilbert1234567

were all going to hell for that one...

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Jackebear

Well done. Simple, subtle and funny.

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Eugeni

Really good, I'd love to see this joke made a short movie.

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majik_6

Usually having to explain a joke kills the funny, but this just made it even more golden!

Quite a nice joke to begin with, and these "cliffnotes" just made it perfect!

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KellyC

Loved that brief explanation. Excellent.