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Old 04-19-2003, 12:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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someone just emailed me this one......

Once a young boy was watching his mother take a bath. As she got out to dry off, he notices her upper torso he asks, "Momma, what are those?"

She replies, "Son, those are my breasts."

As she turns he back to him he asks, "Momma, what is that?"

She replies, "Son, that is my derriere."

As she turns to slip on her robe he spies her nether region and asks, "Momma, what is that?"

She replies, "That, son, is none of your business!"

Later the boy is playing by the kitchen door, and the father comes in from work hungry. The father hollers toward the kitchen to the mom, "Hey honey, what's for dinner?"

She replies, "None of your business."

The son shaking his head says, "YUCK!"
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Old 04-19-2003, 01:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha, poor kid.
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Old 04-19-2003, 01:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That's a good one. Thanx for a good laugh.
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Old 04-19-2003, 03:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha, wow...
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Old 04-19-2003, 03:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LoL! That's a good one.
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Old 04-19-2003, 04:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Kids will do that to ya! Yuck for dinner??
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Old 04-19-2003, 08:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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AHAHAH!!! that would be a great meal!
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