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LittleOralAnnie · 07-01-2003, 06:48 AM

One day a young boy finds a condom on the floor. He brings is to his father and asks, "What is it?"

His father replies, "Oh, that's a twinkie son, if you find anymore bring them to me and I'll give you a quarter."

The next week the little boy returned to his mother's house with a lot of quarters.

His mother asks, "Where did you get all those quarters?"

The little boy answered, "Daddy gave them to me for finding twinkies for him, but what he doesn't know is, before I gave them to him, I sucked all the cream filling out.

seethreepo · 07-01-2003, 08:46 AM

nasty!

God of Thunder · 07-01-2003, 09:35 AM

EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

Dengar · 07-01-2003, 12:02 PM

that is gross!

Blue Fish · 07-01-2003, 12:37 PM

Man, that is NASTY!!

Flesh · 07-01-2003, 01:17 PM

/puke

Brewmaniac · 07-01-2003, 01:22 PM

SICK FUCKING JOKE! Made me laugh!

vulture · 07-01-2003, 01:30 PM

sick...

*chuckles*

viveleroi0 · 07-01-2003, 02:50 PM

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!

microdot · 07-01-2003, 06:33 PM

poor kid. good joke, though.

xavier · 07-02-2003, 07:29 AM

disgusting

TerresqueÜ · 07-02-2003, 08:41 AM

Uch...that's wrong but funny.

rundmv · 07-02-2003, 11:01 AM

i cringed on that one

mrquackers · 07-02-2003, 04:17 PM

So did I rundmv!! With a simultaneous chuckle.

oblar · 07-02-2003, 10:18 PM

ew...eww...ewww

Slims · 07-03-2003, 12:58 AM

Regziever · 07-28-2003, 11:20 PM

Eeww... gross.. hehe..

-Anders · 07-29-2003, 02:57 AM

Gnnnnnmmgggghhhh.-.....-. ARGH

Latch · 07-29-2003, 05:46 AM

That's sick.. made me cringe.

tfpfreak · 07-29-2003, 07:05 AM

That is just plain wrong!

wiseguy1100 · 07-29-2003, 04:28 PM

yeah..that made me cringe as well...

wagw1 · 07-29-2003, 05:14 PM

that's gross

Bill O'Rights · 07-30-2003, 05:59 AM

That is wrong on <b>so</b> many levels...

zaiaz · 07-30-2003, 06:08 AM

uugggghhhhhh....that's disgusting...(cringe)..

fester · 07-30-2003, 08:04 PM

gack...

bastit · 07-30-2003, 11:45 PM

dude not cool

egorey · 07-31-2003, 05:39 AM

haven't heard that in years... as bad as the SouthPark Sea men episode...

rakdar · 07-31-2003, 07:46 AM

funny stuff, i'll never look at a twinkie the same again

laxman18 · 07-31-2003, 08:03 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, i heard that one befor, nasty

tenchi069 · 07-31-2003, 08:53 AM

so wrong, yet so funny

Ishmal · 12-14-2004, 09:04 PM

OMG...

that is SOOOO wrong that it needs to be bumped!

LOL.

Soda_BoB · 12-15-2004, 03:58 AM

*shudders*

kd4 · 12-15-2004, 07:37 AM

hahahaha good one

Delvid · 12-15-2004, 08:08 AM

Agreed that is nasty.

Kumquat · 12-15-2004, 08:40 AM

Too gross.

Charlatan · 12-15-2004, 08:59 AM

So what? I did the same thing with my Dad when I was kid.

I don't get the joke.

punx1325 · 12-15-2004, 10:00 AM

AWWWWW...sooo wrong

LoganSnake · 12-15-2004, 10:15 AM

I almost gagged. Damn jokes.

Coppertop · 12-15-2004, 10:45 AM

That's just not right.

Saku · 12-15-2004, 01:27 PM

LOL ewwww.

07-01-2003, 06:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	Twinkie One day a young boy finds a condom on the floor. He brings is to his father and asks, "What is it?" His father replies, "Oh, that's a twinkie son, if you find anymore bring them to me and I'll give you a quarter." The next week the little boy returned to his mother's house with a lot of quarters. His mother asks, "Where did you get all those quarters?" The little boy answered, "Daddy gave them to me for finding twinkies for him, but what he doesn't know is, before I gave them to him, I sucked all the cream filling out.

07-01-2003, 08:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
seethreepo Addict Location: outer reaches of space	nasty! __________________ rub it and see.

07-01-2003, 09:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

07-01-2003, 01:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	SICK FUCKING JOKE! Made me laugh! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-01-2003, 02:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

07-01-2003, 12:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dengar Crazy	that is gross!

07-01-2003, 12:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Blue Fish Tilted Location: NJ, USA	Man, that is NASTY!!

07-01-2003, 01:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
vulture Tilted Location: Switzerland	sick... chuckles

07-01-2003, 06:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	poor kid. good joke, though.

07-02-2003, 07:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
xavier Upright Location: Missouri	disgusting

07-02-2003, 08:41 AM	#12 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Uch...that's wrong but funny. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-02-2003, 11:01 AM	#13 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	i cringed on that one

07-02-2003, 04:17 PM	#14 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	So did I rundmv!! With a simultaneous chuckle. __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

07-02-2003, 10:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	ew...eww...ewww __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-03-2003, 12:58 AM	#16 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hehe __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-28-2003, 11:20 PM	#17 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Eeww... gross.. hehe.. __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-29-2003, 02:57 AM	#18 (permalink)
-Anders Custom title. Location: Denmark.	Gnnnnnmmgggghhhh.-.....-. ARGH __________________ Signature 101

07-29-2003, 05:46 AM	#19 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	That's sick.. made me cringe.

07-29-2003, 07:05 AM	#20 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	That is just plain wrong! __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

07-29-2003, 04:28 PM	#21 (permalink)
wiseguy1100 Crazy Location: IA	yeah..that made me cringe as well...

07-29-2003, 05:14 PM	#22 (permalink)
wagw1 Upright	that's gross

07-30-2003, 05:59 AM	#23 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	That is wrong on <b>so</b> many levels... __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

07-30-2003, 06:08 AM	#24 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	uugggghhhhhh....that's disgusting...(cringe).. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

07-30-2003, 08:04 PM	#25 (permalink)
fester Freak!	gack...

07-30-2003, 11:45 PM	#26 (permalink)
bastit Tilted Location: San Diego	dude not cool __________________ Have you ever caught a fart in a cup then smelled it...uhh yeah me neither

07-31-2003, 05:39 AM	#27 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	haven't heard that in years... as bad as the SouthPark Sea men episode...

07-31-2003, 07:46 AM	#28 (permalink)
rakdar Banned	funny stuff, i'll never look at a twinkie the same again

07-31-2003, 08:03 AM	#29 (permalink)
laxman18 Tilted	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, i heard that one befor, nasty

07-31-2003, 08:53 AM	#30 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	so wrong, yet so funny

12-14-2004, 09:04 PM	#31 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	OMG... that is SOOOO wrong that it needs to be bumped! LOL. __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

12-15-2004, 03:58 AM	#32 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	shudders

12-15-2004, 07:37 AM	#33 (permalink)
kd4 Upright	hahahaha good one

12-15-2004, 08:08 AM	#34 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Agreed that is nasty.

12-15-2004, 08:40 AM	#35 (permalink)
Kumquat Banned	Too gross.

12-15-2004, 08:59 AM	#36 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	So what? I did the same thing with my Dad when I was kid. I don't get the joke. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-15-2004, 10:00 AM	#37 (permalink)
punx1325 Junkie Location: San Diego	AWWWWW...sooo wrong __________________ If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....

12-15-2004, 10:15 AM	#38 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	I almost gagged. Damn jokes. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

12-15-2004, 10:45 AM	#39 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	That's just not right.

12-15-2004, 01:27 PM	#40 (permalink)
Saku Upright Location: Brooklyn, NY	LOL ewwww.