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Old 07-01-2003, 06:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Twinkie

One day a young boy finds a condom on the floor. He brings is to his father and asks, "What is it?"

His father replies, "Oh, that's a twinkie son, if you find anymore bring them to me and I'll give you a quarter."

The next week the little boy returned to his mother's house with a lot of quarters.

His mother asks, "Where did you get all those quarters?"

The little boy answered, "Daddy gave them to me for finding twinkies for him, but what he doesn't know is, before I gave them to him, I sucked all the cream filling out.
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Old 07-01-2003, 08:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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nasty!
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Old 07-01-2003, 09:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
Talk nerdy to me
 
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EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-01-2003, 12:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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that is gross!
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Old 07-01-2003, 12:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Man, that is NASTY!!
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Old 07-01-2003, 01:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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/puke
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Old 07-01-2003, 01:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
Searching for the perfect brew!
 
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SICK FUCKING JOKE! Made me laugh!
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Old 07-01-2003, 01:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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sick...


*chuckles*
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Old 07-01-2003, 02:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
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Old 07-01-2003, 06:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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poor kid. good joke, though.
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Old 07-02-2003, 07:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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disgusting
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Old 07-02-2003, 08:41 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Uch...that's wrong but funny.
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Old 07-02-2003, 11:01 AM   #13 (permalink)
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i cringed on that one
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:17 PM   #14 (permalink)
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So did I rundmv!! With a simultaneous chuckle.
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Old 07-02-2003, 10:18 PM   #15 (permalink)
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ew...eww...ewww
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:58 AM   #16 (permalink)
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hehe
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Old 07-28-2003, 11:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
Sexy eh?
 
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Eeww... gross.. hehe..
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:57 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Gnnnnnmmgggghhhh.-.....-. ARGH
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Old 07-29-2003, 05:46 AM   #19 (permalink)
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That's sick.. made me cringe.
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:05 AM   #20 (permalink)
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That is just plain wrong!
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Old 07-29-2003, 04:28 PM   #21 (permalink)
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yeah..that made me cringe as well...
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Old 07-29-2003, 05:14 PM   #22 (permalink)
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that's gross
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:59 AM   #23 (permalink)
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
 
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That is wrong on <b>so</b> many levels...
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Old 07-30-2003, 06:08 AM   #24 (permalink)
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uugggghhhhhh....that's disgusting...(cringe)..
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:04 PM   #25 (permalink)
Freak!
 
gack...
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Old 07-30-2003, 11:45 PM   #26 (permalink)
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dude not cool
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:39 AM   #27 (permalink)
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haven't heard that in years... as bad as the SouthPark Sea men episode...
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Old 07-31-2003, 07:46 AM   #28 (permalink)
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funny stuff, i'll never look at a twinkie the same again
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Old 07-31-2003, 08:03 AM   #29 (permalink)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, i heard that one befor, nasty
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Old 07-31-2003, 08:53 AM   #30 (permalink)
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so wrong, yet so funny
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Old 12-14-2004, 09:04 PM   #31 (permalink)
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OMG...

that is SOOOO wrong that it needs to be bumped!

LOL.
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Old 12-15-2004, 03:58 AM   #32 (permalink)
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*shudders*
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Old 12-15-2004, 07:37 AM   #33 (permalink)
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hahahaha good one
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Old 12-15-2004, 08:08 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Agreed that is nasty.
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Old 12-15-2004, 08:40 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Too gross.
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Old 12-15-2004, 08:59 AM   #36 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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So what? I did the same thing with my Dad when I was kid.

I don't get the joke.
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:00 AM   #37 (permalink)
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AWWWWW...sooo wrong
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:15 AM   #38 (permalink)
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I almost gagged. Damn jokes.
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:45 AM   #39 (permalink)
Getting Medieval on your ass
 
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That's just not right.
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Old 12-15-2004, 01:27 PM   #40 (permalink)
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LOL ewwww.
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