World Reaction to Princess Diana's death - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

MikeyChalupa · 05-06-2003, 06:43 PM

I know this isn't topical anymore, but I just saw it for the first time and thought maybe there were others out there who hadn't seen it...

The following illustrates how Diana's death was reported in various parts of the world:

English Channel: A tragic event has afflicted Great Britain today,
Lady Diana and her multimillionaire companion had a fateful accident. The United Kingdom mourns the beloved princess. Prime minister resigns.

German Channel: The German people expresses its deep sorrow for the tragic accident and wishes to remind that the Mercedes car was left almost intact. A spokesman for the German car industries reminded that if the road had been made according to GERMAN standard none of this would have ever happened.

Hezbollah Channel: A zionist commando has brutally murdered a Muslim multimillionaire and his converting western girlfriend. The action commanded by the Mossad was designed to impair a fruitful relation between the Arab world and the repenting members of the Royal family. In the action, two Hezbollah fighters were slightly wounded and a Israeli gunship was downed. Seven [occupation] soldiers were also reported killed.

Jordan TV: Chairman Arafat calls for an international conference
in order to stop the Zionist expansion in the territories and all
acts of violence from any side, referring to the Israeli involvement in the brutal murder of Princess Diana.

Israeli Channel: A terrible event struck the Royal family today: Lady Diana dies in an apparent accident. The remains of an Arab suspect was found besides Lady Di's body. Shaback is investigating all possibilities and first elements of inquiry points to Iranian links. The suicide terrorist is said to have come from Egypt but his identity remains classified for the purpose of the inquiry. Fortunately, no Israeli casualty is to be deplored. The security cabinet will meet tonight late in the evening, deciding if further steps against the Palestinian Authority must be taken, but meanwhile, taxes will be raised by 17%.

French Channel: A Frenchman, Jean-pierre Lardel, father of two, was killed in the line of duty, driving a couple of French-non-speaking foreigners. Jean-Pierre was a devoted husband, a kind person, and friendly to everyone. President Chirac considers awarding him the Legion d'honneur post mortem. As far as the Brit and her Arab boyfriend are concerned, they crashed in their German made car.

-Mikey

mirevolver · 05-06-2003, 08:05 PM

American Channel: Some important brit died.

YELLOW450 · 05-07-2003, 06:46 AM

If only the roads were made to Germanys specs *sigh*

05-06-2003, 06:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	World Reaction to Princess Diana's death I know this isn't topical anymore, but I just saw it for the first time and thought maybe there were others out there who hadn't seen it... The following illustrates how Diana's death was reported in various parts of the world: English Channel: A tragic event has afflicted Great Britain today, Lady Diana and her multimillionaire companion had a fateful accident. The United Kingdom mourns the beloved princess. Prime minister resigns. German Channel: The German people expresses its deep sorrow for the tragic accident and wishes to remind that the Mercedes car was left almost intact. A spokesman for the German car industries reminded that if the road had been made according to GERMAN standard none of this would have ever happened. Hezbollah Channel: A zionist commando has brutally murdered a Muslim multimillionaire and his converting western girlfriend. The action commanded by the Mossad was designed to impair a fruitful relation between the Arab world and the repenting members of the Royal family. In the action, two Hezbollah fighters were slightly wounded and a Israeli gunship was downed. Seven [occupation] soldiers were also reported killed. Jordan TV: Chairman Arafat calls for an international conference in order to stop the Zionist expansion in the territories and all acts of violence from any side, referring to the Israeli involvement in the brutal murder of Princess Diana. Israeli Channel: A terrible event struck the Royal family today: Lady Diana dies in an apparent accident. The remains of an Arab suspect was found besides Lady Di's body. Shaback is investigating all possibilities and first elements of inquiry points to Iranian links. The suicide terrorist is said to have come from Egypt but his identity remains classified for the purpose of the inquiry. Fortunately, no Israeli casualty is to be deplored. The security cabinet will meet tonight late in the evening, deciding if further steps against the Palestinian Authority must be taken, but meanwhile, taxes will be raised by 17%. French Channel: A Frenchman, Jean-pierre Lardel, father of two, was killed in the line of duty, driving a couple of French-non-speaking foreigners. Jean-Pierre was a devoted husband, a kind person, and friendly to everyone. President Chirac considers awarding him the Legion d'honneur post mortem. As far as the Brit and her Arab boyfriend are concerned, they crashed in their German made car. -Mikey

05-06-2003, 08:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	American Channel: Some important brit died. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

05-07-2003, 06:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
YELLOW450 Tilted	If only the roads were made to Germanys specs sigh