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Old 04-25-2004, 09:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
It wasnt me
 
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A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

"I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian! Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"

"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he, too, tells me he has decided to become a Christian."

"What did you do?" asked the father. "I turned to God for the answer" replied the Rabbi. "And what did he say?" pressed the father. "God said, 'Funny you should come to me...' "
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Old 04-25-2004, 11:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I like it.
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Old 04-25-2004, 02:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahaa..wonder who God would turn to? Buddha?
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Old 04-25-2004, 06:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Very slick...
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Old 04-25-2004, 06:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hahaa..wonder who God would turn to? Buddha?
Jesus was a Jew, Jesus was allegedly the son of God...
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Old 04-25-2004, 07:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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HA! I love that joke, Im gonna tell it to my friend.
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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very interesting
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Old 05-02-2004, 08:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Awesome. Thanks tek
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Old 05-02-2004, 09:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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good one.
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Old 05-03-2004, 05:55 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Funny stuff!
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Old 05-03-2004, 01:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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kids eh?
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Old 05-04-2004, 12:41 PM   #12 (permalink)
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good one thanks
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Old 05-08-2004, 12:20 PM   #13 (permalink)
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very cute, and can be shared with my conservative friends
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
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That was a good one!

Subtle, but once it sets in, it's b-e-a-utiful
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Old 05-24-2004, 07:52 AM   #15 (permalink)
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nice
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