tekaweni

A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

"I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian! Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"

"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he, too, tells me he has decided to become a Christian."

"What did you do?" asked the father. "I turned to God for the answer" replied the Rabbi. "And what did he say?" pressed the father. "God said, 'Funny you should come to me...' "

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FoolThemAll

I like it.

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I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

KellyC

hahaa..wonder who God would turn to? Buddha?

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

CamaroRS1967

Very slick...

MadHatder

Jesus was a Jew, Jesus was allegedly the son of God...

HLP

HA! I love that joke, Im gonna tell it to my friend.

deportes

very interesting

Poloboy

Awesome. Thanks tek

bond007

good one.

Gortexfogg

Funny stuff!

flagpole

kids eh?

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japhyryder

good one thanks

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loganmule

very cute, and can be shared with my conservative friends

majik_6

That was a good one!

Subtle, but once it sets in, it's b-e-a-utiful

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Gnzo

nice