04-25-2004, 12:50 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Conversations NOT to have with your wife
This is why it's not advisable to have a conversation with your wife while eating dinner...just remain silent,and nod politely at whatever she says, regardless how stupid or inane her comments are
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - - HUSBAND: "Shit." |
04-25-2004, 02:01 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Flavor+noodles
Location: oregon
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aaaaaahahahahahahahahahah LoL I thought that was very funny and cute!!!!!!
JUst say uhuh babe, uhuh babe to every thing then she will know your not listening, then she will tell you that your not listening,then you tell her sorry, you were thinking of her naked or something then she might not bother you lol and you wont have to talk about what she wants lol.(works on me)
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04-26-2004, 12:19 AM | #9 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Texas
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lol.. funny
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04-26-2004, 12:58 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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Damn!....I hate when that happens but the best way to bust someone is to ask them when they are sleeping. I know because I do it all the time.
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05-03-2004, 04:39 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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lol yeah that sounds accurate....what he should have said was...."no one could ever replace you, after you, i don't think that i could ever love another person. After all.... with you, i already have perfection, anything else would be a step back" come on boys...it's not that hard. While i don't recommend this obvious of a cliche...something along those lines, as long as you mean it...works like a charm
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05-29-2004, 10:16 AM | #30 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: USA, Oregon
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LOL, thats a good one, very funny.
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