Kid and dog in Central Park - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

MikeyChalupa · 05-06-2003, 06:02 PM

A reporter for the New York Post was relaxing on Central Park when all of a sudden there was a commotion. He saw to his horror that a large dog had broken loose from his leash and was attacking a toddler. He was yelling for the police when all of a sudden a young boy bolted out of nowhere and jumped on the dog, pounded it with his fists, until the dog was dead. The reporter ran up to the boy, snapped his picture, and began thinking out loud as he started scribbling a news story in his notebook. "Heroic Giants fan saves toddler in Central Park!"

The kid says, "Actually, I'm not a Giants fan."

The reporter scratches out the headline, and rewrites, "Jets fan saves kid from dog!"

Again the boy corrects the reporter. "I'm actually just visiting New York. I'm a Cowboys fan, from Texas."

The reporter scratches out the headline again and writes, "Redneck bastard slays family pet."

-Mikey

TerresqueÜ · 05-06-2003, 06:03 PM

Hahaha that's a good one mikey.

YELLOW450 · 05-07-2003, 06:55 AM

so true, good one!!

05-06-2003, 06:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Kid and dog in Central Park A reporter for the New York Post was relaxing on Central Park when all of a sudden there was a commotion. He saw to his horror that a large dog had broken loose from his leash and was attacking a toddler. He was yelling for the police when all of a sudden a young boy bolted out of nowhere and jumped on the dog, pounded it with his fists, until the dog was dead. The reporter ran up to the boy, snapped his picture, and began thinking out loud as he started scribbling a news story in his notebook. "Heroic Giants fan saves toddler in Central Park!" The kid says, "Actually, I'm not a Giants fan." The reporter scratches out the headline, and rewrites, "Jets fan saves kid from dog!" Again the boy corrects the reporter. "I'm actually just visiting New York. I'm a Cowboys fan, from Texas." The reporter scratches out the headline again and writes, "Redneck bastard slays family pet." -Mikey

05-06-2003, 06:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahaha that's a good one mikey. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-07-2003, 06:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
YELLOW450 Tilted	so true, good one!!