MikeyChalupa

A reporter for the New York Post was relaxing on Central Park when all of a sudden there was a commotion. He saw to his horror that a large dog had broken loose from his leash and was attacking a toddler. He was yelling for the police when all of a sudden a young boy bolted out of nowhere and jumped on the dog, pounded it with his fists, until the dog was dead. The reporter ran up to the boy, snapped his picture, and began thinking out loud as he started scribbling a news story in his notebook. "Heroic Giants fan saves toddler in Central Park!"

The kid says, "Actually, I'm not a Giants fan."

The reporter scratches out the headline, and rewrites, "Jets fan saves kid from dog!"

Again the boy corrects the reporter. "I'm actually just visiting New York. I'm a Cowboys fan, from Texas."

The reporter scratches out the headline again and writes, "Redneck bastard slays family pet."

-Mikey

TerresqueÜ

Hahaha that's a good one mikey.

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so true, good one!!