Old Lady Wants Ice Cream
 

I hope this hasn't been posted.

A little old lady has a rather nasty case of Alzheimer's disease (where you have a short memory span). She's eating her T.V. dinner one afternoon, and thinks that she could really use some chocolate ice cream.

So she drives over to the small local general store (it's a small town) and asks the cashier for some chocolate ice cream.
"Sorry lady, but we just ran out. We'll have some next week though!"
She nods and walks out again.

The next night, she's enjoying another T.V. dinner, and thinks, "Damn. I could really use some chocolate ice cream." So she drives out to the same general store, and asks the same cashier for some chocolate ice cream. The guy says to her once again, "It won't be in till next week, ma'am. We do have Vanilla and Strawberry though.

She repeats this process for the next few days, when the cashier finally gets agitated and asks her "Let me try to get this across to you. Can you spell the VAN in Vanilla?"

"V-a-n"

"Ok. What about the STRAW in Strawberry?"

"S-t-r-a-w"

"Great. What about the "Fuck" in chocolate?"

The old lady said "There is no fuck in chocolate!"

"Exactly." smiled the clerk.



That might take a second to understand ;)

I've heard many different variations on that same joke, still good though.

AH yes, took me a few reading to see it but it was good.

There ain't no freak in french fries.

-Mikey

Oldie but goodie.

Haven't heard that version before. Still good for a smile. :-)

Funny

Never heard it before, nice.