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Snakeyes · 05-06-2003, 05:36 PM

I hope this hasn't been posted.

A little old lady has a rather nasty case of Alzheimer's disease (where you have a short memory span). She's eating her T.V. dinner one afternoon, and thinks that she could really use some chocolate ice cream.

So she drives over to the small local general store (it's a small town) and asks the cashier for some chocolate ice cream.
"Sorry lady, but we just ran out. We'll have some next week though!"
She nods and walks out again.

The next night, she's enjoying another T.V. dinner, and thinks, "Damn. I could really use some chocolate ice cream." So she drives out to the same general store, and asks the same cashier for some chocolate ice cream. The guy says to her once again, "It won't be in till next week, ma'am. We do have Vanilla and Strawberry though.

She repeats this process for the next few days, when the cashier finally gets agitated and asks her "Let me try to get this across to you. Can you spell the VAN in Vanilla?"

"V-a-n"

"Ok. What about the STRAW in Strawberry?"

"S-t-r-a-w"

"Great. What about the "Fuck" in chocolate?"

The old lady said "There is no fuck in chocolate!"

"Exactly." smiled the clerk.

That might take a second to understand

greenboy3 · 05-06-2003, 05:53 PM

I've heard many different variations on that same joke, still good though.

TerresqueÜ · 05-06-2003, 06:05 PM

AH yes, took me a few reading to see it but it was good.

MikeyChalupa · 05-06-2003, 06:06 PM

There ain't no freak in french fries.

-Mikey

potpie · 05-06-2003, 09:06 PM

Oldie but goodie.

platypus · 05-07-2003, 04:33 AM

Haven't heard that version before. Still good for a smile. :-)

mturner333 · 05-07-2003, 06:06 AM

Funny

YELLOW450 · 05-07-2003, 06:31 AM

Never heard it before, nice.

05-06-2003, 05:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Snakeyes Loser Location: Toronto	Old Lady Wants Ice Cream I hope this hasn't been posted. A little old lady has a rather nasty case of Alzheimer's disease (where you have a short memory span). She's eating her T.V. dinner one afternoon, and thinks that she could really use some chocolate ice cream. So she drives over to the small local general store (it's a small town) and asks the cashier for some chocolate ice cream. "Sorry lady, but we just ran out. We'll have some next week though!" She nods and walks out again. The next night, she's enjoying another T.V. dinner, and thinks, "Damn. I could really use some chocolate ice cream." So she drives out to the same general store, and asks the same cashier for some chocolate ice cream. The guy says to her once again, "It won't be in till next week, ma'am. We do have Vanilla and Strawberry though. She repeats this process for the next few days, when the cashier finally gets agitated and asks her "Let me try to get this across to you. Can you spell the VAN in Vanilla?" "V-a-n" "Ok. What about the STRAW in Strawberry?" "S-t-r-a-w" "Great. What about the "Fuck" in chocolate?" The old lady said "There is no fuck in chocolate!" "Exactly." smiled the clerk. That might take a second to understand

05-06-2003, 06:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	AH yes, took me a few reading to see it but it was good. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-06-2003, 09:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
potpie Upright Location: CA	Oldie but goodie. __________________ "Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam" (I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.)

05-07-2003, 04:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Haven't heard that version before. Still good for a smile. :-) __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

05-06-2003, 05:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
greenboy3 Crazy	I've heard many different variations on that same joke, still good though.

05-06-2003, 06:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	There ain't no freak in french fries. -Mikey

05-07-2003, 06:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
mturner333 Upright Location: In Front of My PC	Funny

05-07-2003, 06:31 AM	#8 (permalink)
YELLOW450 Tilted	Never heard it before, nice.