Getting pigs to reproduce
 

One day, the pig farmer went to the veterinarian and asked "Why can't
I get my pigs to reproduce?" The vet replied,"Well, if nature isn't
taking care of itself, you're going to have to artificially inseminate
them." The farmer, not wanting to admit he doesn't understand this
term, says, "Well, how will I know if they are pregnant?" And the vet
replies, "They will roll around in the mud."

So the next day, the farmer(assuming artificial insemination means he
is supposed to impregnate them himself), puts all the pigs in the
truck, drives them out in the woods, and has sex with them all. In
the morning, he eagerly awakes and looks out the window-the pigs are
just standing around as usual.

So, the farmer figures one more try will do the trick. He loads them
in the truck, drives them into the woods, and has sex with all of the
pigs. The next morning, as he looks out the window, nothing has
changed-the pigs are not muddy.

Finally, the farmer thinks.."Just one more try." Again, he loads them
into the truck, drives into the woods, and has sex with all the pigs.

The next morning, the man is too tired to look out the window, so he
asks his wife to do it. He says, "Well, are the pigs rolling around in the
mud?" And his wife replies, "No.....but they're all huddled up in the
truck, and one of them is honking the horn"

*laughing my ass off*
so sick.... :lol:

Classic! Nice one tek!

ahahah really didn;t expect that ending, laughed my buttocks off

A classic! Im gonna tell my college buds

Wow that was amazing. Did not expect it!

an oldie, but a goodie!

hehehehehe!!

WooHoo!! that's kinda oinky.

Haha, good stuff!

Tooo dam funny......LOL