CinnamonGirl

I tried to edit all the spelling/grammar stuff, but I probably missed a few...anyway...on with the list

1. We can get laid anytime we want
2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar
3. We piss sitting down, so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk
4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying
5. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg
6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class
7. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret
8. We can marry rich and then not have to work
9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates
10. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them
11. Men light our cigarettes for us
12. Men hold the door open for us
13. We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)
14. We're cuter
15. We lie better
16. We're better manipulators
17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves- you guys get the couch
18. We always have food in the fridge
19. We don't worry about losing our hair
20. We always get to choose the movie
21. We dont have to mow the lawn
22. We dont have to take out the garbage
23. we dont have to paint the house or walls
24. PMS- yet another excuse to bitch at men
25. Cosmopolitan
26. We can con our way out of anything- not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole
27. Men unlock our side of the car first- a real bonus when its cold
28. PMS is a legal defense for murder
29. Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time you can walk all over them forever
30. We can masturbate more in a day than men
31. 2 words- multi orgasmic
32. We dont have to constantly adjust our genitals
33. Sweat is sexy on us
34. We never run out of excuses
35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often
36. Doggie style- that way we get to watch the game too
37. We get expensive jewelery as gifts that we NEVER have to give back
38. We get candy, flowers and jewelery all the time because men fuck up so often
39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner
40. Women are cleaner
41. Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didn't know)
42. We're better arguers
43. We dont always have to think with our genitals
44. Massage!!!!
45. We're better parents
46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night
47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing and able men
48. We're flexible
49. When women get pissed we don't destroy property or hurt people- we just take it out on the world in general because we can
50. Menopause- thank god we're not capable of having children after we're 50
51. Menstruation- just another excuse to use so we can say "no" to sex
52. Men in uniform
53. There is no penis envy
54. We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there's no messy clean-up
55. It generally takes us less to get drunk
56. We have a higher tolerance for pain
57. We often get to cut in line
58. Most women actually look good in short shorts-men DONT
59. Better tips
60. Women who dont wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, it's rather disgusting
61. We have mastered civilized eating- we dont embarass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public
62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting-thank god for long pants and perfume!
63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want
64. We dont have excessive amounts of body hair
65. We dont spend 45 minutes on the toilet
66. Men will pay us for sex
67. Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesn't make us sterile
68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return
69. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want
70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us
71. Women sweat less
72. Women smell better
73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we dont have to waste money on flowers or cards-a blowjob and sex fixes all
74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats
75. Women dont get the humor in the three stooges
76. Women have three accessible holes
77. We don't get embarassed when buying tampons
78. We're better gossips
79. We have better fashion sense
80. We're better shoppers
81. We dont have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man
82. Our friends don't pick on us if we arent sleeping with anyone
83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)
84. We're all sitting on a gold mine- we know it and use it to our extreme advantage
85. We don't have to drive when on a date
86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable- ugly men are just fucked
87. Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn"line
88. Women know how fake it
89. Women look better naked
90. We know that rhythm doesnt only pertain to dancing
91. When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're just short
92. Women do less time for violent crime
93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up
94. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time anynight
95. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok" then "bye"
96. Women dont need an excuse to be in a bad mood
97. Women never have to see combat
98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves
99. Women are sexier
100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want

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Speed_Gibson

so true, male genitalia swinging free or "pitching a tent" at the wrong moments does not have quite the same appeal.

>offtopic<
did a quick google search as a spell check and noticed this tagline for a site catering to insecure males.
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..some link here...
How does your penis & erection length and size compare to normal and average genitalia?

>offtopic<


edit: just thought of Bill Murray's line in Stripes: "Chicks dig me because I seldom wear underwear."

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cchris

69. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want

Yeah you got us there.

Good point.

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94. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time anynight

What vegetable is an oblong?

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Untitled

Too true...

umm... is a cucumber a vegetable? If we extend to fruit, a banana could work.... and I'm going to stop thinking about this now

bparker805

I think this is the only one I read that I couldn't come up with a counter-point for.

skier

we can let em have that one bparker805. it's not an advantage.

I love how women believe most of these generalizations though.

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tekaweni

Touche! quick response

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KellyC

Damn man....Now if only theres a "100 great things about being transgender".....

The person that can come up with that list will truely be a genius...

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CinnamonGirl

Well not all of them...I, for one, like mowing the grass and painting walls.

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Stare At The Sun

45. We're better parents

I would just like to call bullshit on that, totally. Most kids that i've ever known to be raised by a single mom turn out to be not so great, and usually little heathens, as they lack a father figure.

Single dads, though not as common, probably raise more productive children.

I know its humor, but still..

small one

Definately a womens world

tkkfan

(sigh)

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Ilow

aren't 1, 35, 69, and 100 all pretty much the same?
you still get credit for the lightning quick response.
*sighs* ah, the battle of the sexes...

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guthmund

32. We dont have to constantly adjust our genitals

You say this like it's a bad thing.

55. It generally takes us less to get drunk

This one is a boon to all mankind. Every man loves a cheap date.

98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves

Truly, I pity you.

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PayUp

the one that closes the case...
101. Men can fuck as many people as they want and never be called a slut or whore!

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Gortexfogg

Funny stuff, though it's still great to be a guy.

bond007

are we speaking metaphorically???

saut

A lot of these are contradictory.

Like: "We can have sex whenever we want!" ..... "We can use menstruation as an excuse to get out of sex whenever we want!"

matteo101

ugh, its all true too. But I bet you somewhere there is a list like this for guys. Its funny tho, but in a true true way.

KellyC

I wonder if its hurt to give birth?

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CSflim

Not really: "If I want sex I can get it, If I don't want to have sex I don't have to"

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flamingdog

That's just depressing.