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04-18-2004, 11:11 AM
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It wasnt me
Location: Scotland
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Toddlers' property laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine. 8. If I think it's mine, it's mine. 9. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine. 10. If I ... Whoops! Sorry! I goofed! Instead of reading the Toddler Property Laws, I've been reading Microsoft's Business Plan.
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04-18-2004, 11:19 AM
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Crazy
Location: Belgium
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HAH! Nice twist there!
lol!
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04-18-2004, 12:58 PM
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Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Location: right here of course
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just because MS took the GUI and mouse interface ideas from others and made it their own is no reason to....oh wait, never mind carry on.
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-ing my ass of right now. Brilliant twist sir!
