tekaweni

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
9. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine.
10. If I ...

Whoops! Sorry! I goofed! Instead of reading the Toddler Property Laws,
I've been reading Microsoft's Business Plan.

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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

T.U.B.

HAH! Nice twist there!
lol!

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Amerika by Franz Kafka
“As Karl Rossman, a poor boy of sixteen who had been packed off to America by his parents because a servant girl had seduced him and got herself a child by him, stood on the liner slowly entering the harbour of New York, a sudden burst of sunshine seemed to illumine the Statue of Liberty, so that he saw it in a new light, although he had sighted it long before. The arm with the sword rose up as if newly stretched aloft, and round the figure blew the free winds of heaven.”

Speed_Gibson

just because MS took the GUI and mouse interface ideas from others and made it their own is no reason to....oh wait, never mind carry on.

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Started talking to yourself I see.
Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation.

Black Adder

Kllr Wolf

That looks like it came straight form the MS boardroom.

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Caffeine - the molecule of life.

Marburg

Zing!

heh, love the punchline

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Ask a simple question... get pain.

Gortexfogg

Toddler or Microsoft, that's some hilarious stuff!

fizzledorf

nice twist!

KellyC

-ing my ass of right now. Brilliant twist sir!

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

telekinetic

Funny and true on both points...

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twisted no more