Justin Wilson
 

A Cajun bought a large pole, and he was trying to measure the heighth of the pole. He tried to climb the pole with a measuring tape, but the pole kept falling over. Finally, he asked a passerby to hold the pole so he could climb it and measure the heighth.

The passerby said, "Why don't you just lay it down and measure the length?"

The Cajun said, "Fool! I don't want to know how long it is, I want to know how HIGH it is."

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The Louisiana State Police responded to a single-car accident where they found a flipped car and a dazed Cajun sitting nearby.

They asked him what happened, and he responded, "I was driving by, I swiped that tree, and my car flipped several times."

The officers asked, "Were you drunk?"

The Cajun responded, "Hell yeah! I ain't no damn reckless driver."

Why is the thread called "Justin Wilson"? You must be a confused F1 fan...

Yeah, I don't get the Justin Wilson, but these are funny jokes!

Good jokes, bad name.

Justin Wilson is a Cajun Chef that tells jokes and back home stories while he cooks.
Awesome chef, Great guy and a wonderful story teller. Got to meet him twice with my grandpa back in grade school.

Thanks, Krazy. I was starting to fear I was the only one old enough to remember Justin. I ga-ron-tee.

I thought everybody knew Justin, never heard him tell that though!

Actually, most people down here consider Wilson a complete A-hole. He's not really cajun, his accent is fake, and it sometimes seems that he really tries to make cajuns look stupid.
sorry to any JW fans, but that's a pretty popular sentiment down here...

never hear of Justin Wilson, but those are funny jokes anyway!
In Canada, we'd call them Newfy jokes, lol! :)

Yeah, nice jokes. Thanks for the post!

hehe good joke!

i've known some people like that!