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Old 04-16-2004, 02:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Grandpa and grandson fishing...

Dumb title I know, couldn't think of what to call this one. I read the rules of the forum and didn't seen anything about vulgar language so I'll post this joke just how I tell it. I'm sure I'll get the smackdown if I'm not supposed to post 'foul language'.


So this Grandpa takes his 7 yr old grandson fishing. They're sitting on the bank of the lake and the grandpa lights up a cigarette.
The boy says, "Hey grandpa, can I try that?"
To which the grandpa replies, "Can you touch your asshole with your dick?"
Boy: "No"
G-pa: "Then your not a big boy yet, you can't try it."

After a while longer the grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler and takes a drink.
Boy: "Can I try your beer grandpa?"
G-pa: "Can you touch your asshole with your dick?"
Boy: "No"
G-pa: "Then your not a big boy yet, you can't try it."

After 2 solid defeats, the boy retreats to the safety and comfort of his bag of Oreos. Grandpa says, "Hey boy, gimme one of those cookies."
Boy: "Well grandpa, can YOU touch your asshole with your dick?"
G-pa: "Hell yes I can, I'm a big boy!"
Boy: "Then go fuck yourself, these cookies are mine."
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Old 04-16-2004, 02:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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yyeaa heheh

go fuck yerself, eh?

heh
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Old 04-16-2004, 02:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Isn't that a Little Johnny joke?
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Old 04-16-2004, 03:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hmmm....I suppose it could very easily be a little johnny joke. I just never thought of phrasing it as a little johnny joke. It pretty much has the same feel as one though.

Oops...
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Old 04-16-2004, 07:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Thats a classic

Good post
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Old 04-17-2004, 08:02 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Ya grandpa! You don't share, don't expect little timmy to share either! hahahahaahah...
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Old 04-17-2004, 10:50 AM   #7 (permalink)
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old buy still funny LOL... I think it is a little johnny jokes.
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