04-16-2004, 02:11 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Grandpa and grandson fishing...
Dumb title I know, couldn't think of what to call this one. I read the rules of the forum and didn't seen anything about vulgar language so I'll post this joke just how I tell it. I'm sure I'll get the smackdown if I'm not supposed to post 'foul language'.
So this Grandpa takes his 7 yr old grandson fishing. They're sitting on the bank of the lake and the grandpa lights up a cigarette. The boy says, "Hey grandpa, can I try that?" To which the grandpa replies, "Can you touch your asshole with your dick?" Boy: "No" G-pa: "Then your not a big boy yet, you can't try it." After a while longer the grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler and takes a drink. Boy: "Can I try your beer grandpa?" G-pa: "Can you touch your asshole with your dick?" Boy: "No" G-pa: "Then your not a big boy yet, you can't try it." After 2 solid defeats, the boy retreats to the safety and comfort of his bag of Oreos. Grandpa says, "Hey boy, gimme one of those cookies." Boy: "Well grandpa, can YOU touch your asshole with your dick?" G-pa: "Hell yes I can, I'm a big boy!" Boy: "Then go fuck yourself, these cookies are mine."
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04-16-2004, 03:13 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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Hmmm....I suppose it could very easily be a little johnny joke. I just never thought of phrasing it as a little johnny joke. It pretty much has the same feel as one though.
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