The Wisdom of Confusious
 

Confusious says:

Baseball not accurate; man who hit four balls, no run.

Woman who puts her huseband in dog house will soon find him in cat house.

Man who run in front of car get tired; man who run behind get exausted

I should have more later

Hey..pretty good.

Some of my favorites:

Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who put penis in peanutbutter is fucking nuts.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Here's my contribution:

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on
earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
To short man crowded elevator smell different.

Glad

haha nice, nearly all of them a here!
i got one..
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger

dammit...beaten to the punch

man who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key.

Man who fingers girl on period gets caught red handed.

haha the fishing in the well was hte best

That's Bertrand Russell.

My ones:
Women with drowned cat have wet pussy
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Confucious say "Life like cactus, full of pricks"

He who boils greens and peas in same pot not sanitary