Glad-I-Ate-Her

Fearing that she might be a hemophiliac, the prostitute went to see her doctor.

"It's awful," she says. "Every time I get even a small cut, it takes days for the bleeding to stop."

"I see," said the physician. "And how much do you lose when you get your period?"

She thought for a moment, then answered, "About five grand."



Glad

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FlyinHawaiin343

I don't get it...

fuzyfuzer

me needer

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joshibahn

hahah, she loses $5k when she's on her period. I would put my wife to work if thats the case!

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Fenton-J-Cool

Um..
Joshi, we know the punchline, but what does it mean?

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bond007

funny!

Canadian Beer

it means that she is unable to work when shes on her period and therefore she loses $. its not funny when you have to explain it out = (

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fuzyfuzer

ohhhhhhh i get it now

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"The difference between commiment and involvment is like a ham and egg breakfast the chicken was involved but the pig was commited"

"Thrice happy is the nation that has a glorious history. Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat." Theodore Roosevelt

Glad-I-Ate-Her

CB,
Thanks for getting and trying to explain it.

She can't stop bleeding because she is a hemophiliac so she loses a lot of money!!

Glad

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Speed_Gibson

got it immediately but would not rank it higher than "mildy amusing" personally.

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eyeronic

Took me a sec, funny when gotten.

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HLP

HA! Great! I understood it ASAP

Destrox

That actually isnt the reason.. but w/e

Decent joke, not sure how some ppl didnt get it tho.

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deportes

good one

denim

Would that be "going down" downtime?

WarWagon

I got it, got a chuckle out of me.

crackpot

It ain't the punchline's fault... I think the set-up is a wee bit wonky... when she says <i>"Every time I get even a small cut, it takes days for the bleeding to stop."</i> I am left thinking of the length of time ("days") it takes her to heal a cut, rather than the quantity of blood lost.
So when the doctor responds <i>"And how much do you lose when..."</i>, it is not immediately clear that he's concerned with quantity of blood, which would have given impending punchline more of a pop, or something.
Having said all that, I'm an idiot for trying to analyse a joke. I know. You could, I guess, apply algebra to a Picasso, but jeez, where's the fun in that.
And I got a chuckle out of the joke anyway. Thanks (and sorry) <b>Glad</b>!

small one

Tasteless, but funnee

qtpye4u84

WEll, I know how she feels I dont get to have sex when i am on my period cause my boy friend is stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was funny the doc wanted to know how much she lost but she is not smart so she said the wrong thing lol thats common in a ditz.

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Xell101

Set up needs work. Good joke though.

jnpnshr868

good one