A prostitute goes see a doctor...
 

Fearing that she might be a hemophiliac, the prostitute went to see her doctor.

"It's awful," she says. "Every time I get even a small cut, it takes days for the bleeding to stop."

"I see," said the physician. "And how much do you lose when you get your period?"

She thought for a moment, then answered, "About five grand."



Glad

I don't get it...

me needer
:thumbsdown:

hahah, she loses $5k when she's on her period. I would put my wife to work if thats the case!

Um..
Joshi, we know the punchline, but what does it mean?

funny!

it means that she is unable to work when shes on her period and therefore she loses $. its not funny when you have to explain it out = (

ohhhhhhh i get it now :) :thumbsup:

CB,
Thanks for getting and trying to explain it.

She can't stop bleeding because she is a hemophiliac so she loses a lot of money!!

Glad

got it immediately but would not rank it higher than "mildy amusing" personally.

Took me a sec, funny when gotten.

HA! Great! I understood it ASAP

That actually isnt the reason.. but w/e

Decent joke, not sure how some ppl didnt get it tho. :p

good one

Re: A prostitute goes see a doctor...
 

Would that be "going down" downtime? :D

I got it, got a chuckle out of me.

It ain't the punchline's fault... I think the set-up is a wee bit wonky... when she says <i>"Every time I get even a small cut, it takes days for the bleeding to stop."</i> I am left thinking of the length of time ("days") it takes her to heal a cut, rather than the quantity of blood lost.
So when the doctor responds <i>"And how much do you lose when..."</i>, it is not immediately clear that he's concerned with quantity of blood, which would have given impending punchline more of a pop, or something.
Having said all that, I'm an idiot for trying to analyse a joke. I know. You could, I guess, apply algebra to a Picasso, but jeez, where's the fun in that.
And I got a chuckle out of the joke anyway. Thanks (and sorry) <b>Glad</b>!

Tasteless, but funnee

WEll, I know how she feels I dont get to have sex when i am on my period cause my boy friend is stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was funny the doc wanted to know how much she lost but she is not smart so she said the wrong thing lol thats common in a ditz.

Set up needs work. Good joke though.

good one