Roy walked into a bar...
 

Roy walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will you have?" Roy said, "I'd like a drink but I'm broke. But I have a mouse that can talk and do what I tell him to do."

The bartender said, "I don't believe you. But I'll give you the drink and you show me what your mouse can do."

As he poured Roy a drink, the man opened a little box and out jumped the mouse. There were three girls sitting at the far end of the bar and Roy said to his mouse, "You see those three girls sitting down there? I want you to go down and see what color panties the girl on the left side has on."

The mouse ran down, looked up and under her dress, then came back and said, "Pink."

Roy then said, "Now go check on the girl in the middle." The mouse did so, came back, and said, "Blue."

Finally Roy said, "Now check the girl on the far right end."

The mouse ran down, looked at the third girl, came running back as fast as he could, and dived into Roy's free drink. Roy picked him up by the tail, dried him off, and said, "What's wrong with you?"

The little shivering mouse said, "I tawt I taw a puddy cat!"


Glad

WOOF WOOF! Thanks!

Oh that's a good one...never heard it before but it made me laugh.

*groan* made me chuckles a bit though....