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Confederate 04-08-2004 05:05 PM

AIM Conversation I Had Tonight
 
I couldn't pass up an opporotunity to pass this one up
Basically I was sitting at work taking care of an evening function, they served dinner and usually save a plate for me. I'm talking to my ex online and the Food Services guy has just brought me a plate.

Me : at least i just got fed
Her : that's always good.
Me : yup steak and potatoes
Her : ooh
Me : yea the hours suck but they take care of me
Her : as long as they take care of you
Me : yup all i need now is a woman to do the same thing
Her : heh
Me : ah well steak and potatoes will have to do for the night
Her : heh, that's good.
Me : the only downside is, when I eat the steak i don't get anything in return
*rimshot*
Her : heh, that's bad.

Slayer 04-08-2004 07:42 PM

..... I don't find it funny :confused:

Confederate 04-08-2004 07:52 PM

it's an analogy for oral sex

sillygirl 04-08-2004 08:03 PM

I got it.. hehehe

matteo101 04-08-2004 08:15 PM

umm, i cant say I found that funny. But all the power to you !

Jeff 04-08-2004 08:23 PM

hehe, I was amused.

Rangsk 04-13-2004 11:55 PM

Personally, I think the *rimshot* ruined it, but that's me.

small one 04-14-2004 12:35 AM

I think I missed the punchline

qtpye4u84 04-14-2004 01:29 AM

I got it, lol. Wow...... you can talk to your ex still!
I would not do that my self cause they get pretty bothersome.
Well to me. You must be a easy person to get a long with thats what it seem's like to me.

slimshaydee 04-14-2004 05:06 PM

it seemed like she was doing what I do when im not interested in talking to someone. All I do is say one word answers to pretend im in the conversation

JazzmanAl 04-15-2004 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Confederate
it's an analogy for oral sex
That was way funnier than the joke itself.

slimcr 04-19-2004 03:52 PM

I hope you enjoyed the steak and tatoes more than we enjoyed the joke :D

Stare At The Sun 04-19-2004 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by small one
I think I missed the punchline


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