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04-07-2004, 10:28 AM
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Addict
Location: Kingston,Ontario
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Grandma sex
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your Grandma's the best sex in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy in the middle ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy and says, I just did your Grandma, and it was suh-weeet!" Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, the drunk returns and announces "And your Grandma liked it!" Finally the guy interrupts....... "Go home Grandpa, you're drunk! |
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04-11-2004, 05:03 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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 Good one.
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04-26-2004, 12:09 AM
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Psycho
Location: Texas
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hehe thats good.. heard it before but forgot the punchline
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