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03-22-2004, 12:18 AM
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Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
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Tampons and Cigarettes
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, " You see, it's like this,yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers .. cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So....I figure if I have to roll my own .. so does she . |
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03-22-2004, 02:43 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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good one!
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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03-24-2004, 07:18 AM
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Insane
Location: One with the Universe
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i like to roll my own cigarrettes.....it is way cheaper
like 5 dollars for a pack of 24. or 2 dollars for about 100. not to mention you smoke less when you have to roll them maybe this would make his wife period less
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If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com |
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