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Old 03-22-2004, 12:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Tampons and Cigarettes

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this,yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers .. cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.
So....I figure if I have to roll my own .. so does she .
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Old 03-22-2004, 01:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL pay back's a bitch!! or in this case..a bastard
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Old 03-22-2004, 02:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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good one!
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Old 03-22-2004, 04:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That was too funny! Let me get back in my chair. Sounds like something that I would do to my wife.
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Old 03-22-2004, 04:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Nice joke ^_^
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Old 03-22-2004, 10:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol Didn't see that one coming at all. That'd be an interesting scenaro to see played out if it was real...
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Old 03-23-2004, 06:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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pAYBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Old 03-24-2004, 04:30 AM   #8 (permalink)
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don't roll it loose...
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Old 03-24-2004, 07:18 AM   #9 (permalink)
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i like to roll my own cigarrettes.....it is way cheaper
like 5 dollars for a pack of 24.
or 2 dollars for about 100.

not to mention you smoke less when you have to roll them

maybe this would make his wife period less
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Old 03-24-2004, 07:34 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Hah! I guess it would work, wouldn't it?
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Old 03-24-2004, 08:26 AM   #11 (permalink)
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That's the best I've read in ages.
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Old 03-24-2004, 11:10 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Originally posted by KellyC
LOL pay back's a bitch!! or in this case..a bastard
I second that )
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Old 03-24-2004, 12:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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lol, good one
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Old 03-24-2004, 07:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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disgusting and humorous. i'll tell my ladyfriend that one next time i ask for a smoke and she tosses me the rolling tobacco when she's got a pack in her hand
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Old 03-25-2004, 11:19 AM   #15 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 03-25-2004, 12:13 PM   #16 (permalink)
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And you can save them for later and use them as teabags.
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Old 04-01-2004, 07:49 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2004, 09:25 PM   #18 (permalink)
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!!! Excellent !!!


thanks for the laffs

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Old 04-04-2004, 09:42 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I wonder what my wife would say or do If I came home with cotton balls and string for her?
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Old 04-06-2004, 04:04 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Rolling your own ciggies are healthier than the overprocessed crap.
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