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Old 04-04-2004, 06:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dude, You won't believe it!

A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other’s needs. Heidi was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began. After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, “I have a problem…It’s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor.” Heidi replied, “Okay,” to which he asked, “Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?” Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged. The guy then asked, “Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?” Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her. Then the guy said, “Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man.” Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes. Finally, the guy said to Heidi, “Do you mind if I call you Phil?” Heidi had now become very dejected, and said “No, I guess not, you can call me Phil.” So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted “Phil, you won’t believe who I have been sleeping with!”
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Old 04-04-2004, 06:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If I were him, I'd pee out "I've been fucking Heidi Klum on the beach for every one to see"
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Old 04-04-2004, 09:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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haha! That was great!
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Old 04-05-2004, 04:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Good one!
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Old 04-05-2004, 09:00 AM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL I think I would've done the same.
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Old 04-05-2004, 09:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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heh, that's pretty funny.
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Old 04-05-2004, 11:09 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Hehe! great one!! good post!
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Old 04-05-2004, 02:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Truly great!
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Old 04-05-2004, 02:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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haaha
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Old 04-05-2004, 02:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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That was great, I think I'll go tell someone..
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Old 04-05-2004, 06:50 PM   #11 (permalink)
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funny
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Old 04-08-2004, 09:03 AM   #12 (permalink)
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not bad!
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Old 04-08-2004, 07:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
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An oldie but a goodie!!

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Old 04-10-2004, 09:07 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Hahaha! Nice one! Didn't see that coming!
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Old 04-10-2004, 02:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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damn, Heidi Klum
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Old 04-10-2004, 04:27 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Haha, that was unexpected, nice.
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Old 04-11-2004, 01:22 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Nice, very unexpected. Thanks crack
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