Irish joke
 

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"

"That I did," said Paddy... "Mrs O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

That is great. just remember when with onther mans wife, having something close by for defense.

hah, awesome

Those wacky priests, always having sex with their friends' wives.

Hilarious!

if the breast was big enuf couldnt have used for a shield

Talk like Yoda, Paddy does. Know not why, I do.

haha

Did it say he was a priest? Is "Paddy" Irish for priest? Seriously... I am not being scarcastic... *Strait Face*

Nope. That would be "sagart".

I'm not sure where Fenton got the priests from....

great one, and I can't wait to share it with a good buddy who is Irish

He aint talkin' like yoda t'be sure, hes just irish so he is