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Fremen · 03-16-2004, 02:24 AM

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A certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

Church · 03-16-2004, 07:15 AM

Haha, I don't think it was here, but I've seen that one before. Classic.

fizzledorf · 03-16-2004, 08:01 AM

that's great -- nothing like a good illustrative demonstration

absorbentishe · 03-16-2004, 08:05 AM

That's great! I'll have to remember that one.

KellyC · 03-16-2004, 06:03 PM

Now um..does he clean the toilet too? Or leave it dirty and use the dirty water...?

stankybcn1 · 03-16-2004, 09:10 PM

that's great

fatboss · 03-17-2004, 01:56 AM

Talk about getting a result !!!

Sensei · 03-17-2004, 06:30 AM

That's grrrrrrrreat! Didn't see it coming.

losthellhound · 03-17-2004, 01:48 PM

love it, thanks

aarchaon · 03-19-2004, 03:59 AM

lol, thats funny as hell.

tekaweni · 03-19-2004, 01:04 PM

Awesome! thanks, this one goes into my joke armoury..

teseniarkc · 03-20-2004, 05:44 AM

I saw that one going around in an email chain not too long ago. It is still really funny though.

Blackthorn · 03-20-2004, 09:20 AM

That is outstanding!

VF19 · 03-20-2004, 09:26 PM

lol killer.

Nancy · 03-21-2004, 02:31 AM

eeuwww!

Silverbrain · 03-24-2004, 01:42 PM

Creative ownage at work.

japhyryder · 03-24-2004, 01:53 PM

Always a classic, sometimes janitors are smarter then you can believe..

bacon_masta · 03-24-2004, 07:49 PM

hilarious. remind me not to piss that janitor off

small one · 03-25-2004, 02:24 AM

Thats disgusting

qtpye4u84 · 03-25-2004, 02:37 AM

Yea my uncle is a janitor and he told me that when i was in high school lol so I think it was a joke not some thing that really happened if it was then good those girls are 12 they dont need to be wearing lip stick yet!!!!!!!!!!!!

sapphire · 03-25-2004, 01:49 PM

thats a little gross but VERY funny

Radi8tor · 03-25-2004, 02:29 PM

I was thinking it would have a dirty ending...but i wasnt thinking that kind of dirty!

moonstrucksoul · 03-26-2004, 04:59 PM

very funny

Unga · 03-30-2004, 03:00 AM

Bahaha! That reminds me of an old teacher of mine. He used to bring a box of timbits (little round donuts i guess) to school ever so often, leave his stuff on the table, go somewhere, and come back to find them all eaten. To get everyone back, he brought in another box of donuts, this time wiping each on the toilet seat first.. annnnndd they ate them up again!

raist · 04-02-2004, 08:37 PM

rofl great joke, have to pass that one around the office

SaltPork · 04-09-2004, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by Unga
Bahaha! That reminds me of an old teacher of mine. He used to bring a box of timbits (little round donuts i guess) to school ever so often, leave his stuff on the table, go somewhere, and come back to find them all eaten. To get everyone back, he brought in another box of donuts, this time wiping each on the toilet seat first.. annnnndd they ate them up again!

ummmmm....yeah.....uh, I think it might be a little different than that, but thanks for sharing.

03-16-2004, 02:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This is obscene! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

03-16-2004, 07:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
Church Tilted F*ckhead Location: New Jersey	Haha, I don't think it was here, but I've seen that one before. Classic. __________________ Through counter-intelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble makers, and neutralize them.

03-16-2004, 06:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Now um..does he clean the toilet too? Or leave it dirty and use the dirty water...? __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

03-16-2004, 09:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
stankybcn1 Junkie	that's great __________________ I'll Throw You!

03-17-2004, 01:56 AM	#7 (permalink)
fatboss Addict Location: Liverpool, UK	Talk about getting a result !!! __________________ "never mind that shit........here comes Mongo!"

03-16-2004, 08:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	that's great -- nothing like a good illustrative demonstration

03-16-2004, 08:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	That's great! I'll have to remember that one.

03-17-2004, 06:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sensei Black Belt in Slacking Off Location: Portland Or-ah-gun	That's grrrrrrrreat! Didn't see it coming. __________________ Slacking off with style since 1981.

03-17-2004, 01:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
losthellhound Thats MR. Muffin Face now Location: Everywhere work sends me	love it, thanks __________________ "Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?" -- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

03-19-2004, 03:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	lol, thats funny as hell. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

03-19-2004, 01:04 PM	#11 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Awesome! thanks, this one goes into my joke armoury.. __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

03-20-2004, 05:44 AM	#12 (permalink)
teseniarkc Tilted	I saw that one going around in an email chain not too long ago. It is still really funny though.

03-20-2004, 09:20 AM	#13 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	That is outstanding! __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

03-20-2004, 09:26 PM	#14 (permalink)
VF19 Banned Location: back to my old location	lol killer.

03-21-2004, 02:31 AM	#15 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	eeuwww! __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

03-24-2004, 01:42 PM	#16 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Creative ownage at work. __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

03-26-2004, 04:59 PM	#23 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	very funny __________________ no signature required

03-24-2004, 01:53 PM	#17 (permalink)
japhyryder no one special Location: Charlotte, NC	Always a classic, sometimes janitors are smarter then you can believe.. __________________ It's only entertainment, someone's sick idea of a joke.

03-24-2004, 07:49 PM	#18 (permalink)
bacon_masta Psycho Location: i live in the state of denial	hilarious. remind me not to piss that janitor off

03-25-2004, 02:24 AM	#19 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Thats disgusting

03-25-2004, 02:37 AM	#20 (permalink)
qtpye4u84 Flavor+noodles Location: oregon	Yea my uncle is a janitor and he told me that when i was in high school lol so I think it was a joke not some thing that really happened if it was then good those girls are 12 they dont need to be wearing lip stick yet!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ The QTpie

03-25-2004, 01:49 PM	#21 (permalink)
sapphire Tilted	thats a little gross but VERY funny

03-25-2004, 02:29 PM	#22 (permalink)
Radi8tor Upright Location: Philly	I was thinking it would have a dirty ending...but i wasnt thinking that kind of dirty!

03-30-2004, 03:00 AM	#24 (permalink)
Unga Crazy	Bahaha! That reminds me of an old teacher of mine. He used to bring a box of timbits (little round donuts i guess) to school ever so often, leave his stuff on the table, go somewhere, and come back to find them all eaten. To get everyone back, he brought in another box of donuts, this time wiping each on the toilet seat first.. annnnndd they ate them up again!

04-02-2004, 08:37 PM	#25 (permalink)
raist Tilted	rofl great joke, have to pass that one around the office