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Old 03-16-2004, 02:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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This is obscene!

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A certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
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Old 03-16-2004, 07:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha, I don't think it was here, but I've seen that one before. Classic.
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Old 03-16-2004, 08:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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that's great -- nothing like a good illustrative demonstration
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Old 03-16-2004, 08:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
Boy am I horny today
 
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That's great! I'll have to remember that one.
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Old 03-16-2004, 06:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Now um..does he clean the toilet too? Or leave it dirty and use the dirty water...?
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Old 03-16-2004, 09:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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that's great
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Old 03-17-2004, 01:56 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Talk about getting a result !!!
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Old 03-17-2004, 06:30 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That's grrrrrrrreat! Didn't see it coming.
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Old 03-17-2004, 01:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
Thats MR. Muffin Face now
 
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love it, thanks
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Old 03-19-2004, 03:59 AM   #10 (permalink)
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lol, thats funny as hell.
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Old 03-19-2004, 01:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Awesome! thanks, this one goes into my joke armoury..
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Old 03-20-2004, 05:44 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I saw that one going around in an email chain not too long ago. It is still really funny though.
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Old 03-20-2004, 09:20 AM   #13 (permalink)
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That is outstanding!
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Old 03-20-2004, 09:26 PM   #14 (permalink)
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lol killer.
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Old 03-21-2004, 02:31 AM   #15 (permalink)
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eeuwww!
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Old 03-24-2004, 01:42 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 03-24-2004, 01:53 PM   #17 (permalink)
no one special
 
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Always a classic, sometimes janitors are smarter then you can believe..
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Old 03-24-2004, 07:49 PM   #18 (permalink)
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hilarious. remind me not to piss that janitor off
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Old 03-25-2004, 02:24 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Thats disgusting
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Old 03-25-2004, 02:37 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Yea my uncle is a janitor and he told me that when i was in high school lol so I think it was a joke not some thing that really happened if it was then good those girls are 12 they dont need to be wearing lip stick yet!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-25-2004, 01:49 PM   #21 (permalink)
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thats a little gross but VERY funny
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Old 03-25-2004, 02:29 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I was thinking it would have a dirty ending...but i wasnt thinking that kind of dirty!
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Old 03-26-2004, 04:59 PM   #23 (permalink)
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very funny
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Old 03-30-2004, 03:00 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Bahaha! That reminds me of an old teacher of mine. He used to bring a box of timbits (little round donuts i guess) to school ever so often, leave his stuff on the table, go somewhere, and come back to find them all eaten. To get everyone back, he brought in another box of donuts, this time wiping each on the toilet seat first.. annnnndd they ate them up again!
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Old 04-02-2004, 08:37 PM   #25 (permalink)
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rofl great joke, have to pass that one around the office
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Old 04-09-2004, 11:00 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Bahaha! That reminds me of an old teacher of mine. He used to bring a box of timbits (little round donuts i guess) to school ever so often, leave his stuff on the table, go somewhere, and come back to find them all eaten. To get everyone back, he brought in another box of donuts, this time wiping each on the toilet seat first.. annnnndd they ate them up again!
ummmmm....yeah.....uh, I think it might be a little different than that, but thanks for sharing.
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