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telekineticfool 03-30-2004 11:36 PM

Anal Sex 101
 
Stolen with slight mods from NASIOC

Anal Sex 101 is now in session. Please take a seat and save any questions until the end of the presentation, thank you.

Before you get involved with Anal Sex, please review the following.
This is the target area we are mostly concerned with:
http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/ecdgs46a.gif


Now that we know what to expect, it's time to prepare.
Take a good look, and find out what you are in for:
http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/epr0026.gif

If you find anything of the ordinary, cease all activity:
http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/egi0072.gifhttp://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/egi0056.gif


Also, make sure there are no stool issues present,
such as diarrhea:
http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/egi0069.gif


Be aware of the risks before you begin:
http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/elv0010.gifhttp://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/egi0074.gif

If any risks are found, seek help:
http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/egi0046.gif

Next, it's time to begin.
You may need to loosen up a bit, relax, have a drink or some drugs:
http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/pght01.gifhttp://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/pgdo01.gif

Explore, search, feel, and touch. These will help you become more comfortable:
http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/pgfd01.gif + http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/egi0073.gif

Next, begin your session. If dizziness occurs, give yourself a break, and try again:
http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/pgdz01.gif

If bleeding starts, you need to stop.
http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/egi0071.gif

If you get it in the wrong hole, STOP!
http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/pgpr01.gif
The wrong hole is dangerous, and may cause pregnancy.
http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/pgpg01.gif

As you conclude your session, you should feel a sense of accomplishment and happiness.
http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/pgal01.gif.

You may reward yourself with a tasty shake.
http://www.gicare.com/pated/gifs/shake.gif

This concludes our session.

absorbentishe 03-31-2004 06:34 AM

That's too funny!

Ilow 03-31-2004 08:29 AM

very creative

bond007 03-31-2004 12:15 PM

alrighty then!

zaiaz 03-31-2004 02:22 PM

Ok Here is question No. 1 What is the string for?? By the way this was a very informative presentation. Thanks for sharing :crazy:

Vizzini 03-31-2004 03:48 PM

For some reason I cant shake the image of a couple in bed drinking a tasty shake after anal sex.

Bobaphat 03-31-2004 03:56 PM

I feel well prepared now. Thank you for a lesson well taught


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