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bparker805 · 03-30-2004, 08:35 PM

This story was told to me by a friend and it is a true story but f-ing hilarious:

Three guys:
pan
beavis
peter

So one night these three were driving around in the Irvine area at about three in the morning (in a big ass cadi). Beavis was driving, Pan was in the passenger seat and pater was in the back seat. Pan and Peter had no idea that Beavis had decided to try speed for the first time that night.

Beavis comes up to an intersection and start pulling donuts in the middle of it. The other guys start tripping and telling him chill and that he's not gonna drive anymore. In the middle of the donuts, Beavis says, "fine." and lets go of the wheel. Pan grabs the wheel and Peter is trying to pull Beaviis into the back seat so Pan can drive. Just as pan gets the wheel, a cop lights them up and Beavis has to take the wheel back and pull over.

The cop comes up to the window and asks Beavis for his license and registration. Beavis replies," Fine, but theresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunk."

The officer says"I dont care whats in your trunk, I just need to see some id."

Beavis hands it over and says "Here you go but theresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunk."

By this time, Pan and Peter have been pulled out of the car and are sitting on the side of the road. And are tripping on Beavis. The second cop asks whats the guy on and they honestly reply that they have no idea.

The first cop talking to beavis, asks him to get out of the car because he feels that he is under the influence.

Beavis once again says "But theresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunk."

cop 1 is getting mad and fed up and tells beavis that he didnt give a shit what was in the trunk but now hes gonna search it. Beavis gets pulled out and asks whats in the trunk.

you got it... "theresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunk"

The cop then proceeds to pull the inside of the car apart before even getting to the trunk and doesnt even find anything. Then he goes back to open the trunk...

Note that they were driving a cadi and it has got a very big trunk.

The trunk gets popped open and it is completely full of trash. So full that trash started falling out as soon as the lid was opened. The cop starts digging through the trash. He's throwing shit every which way to get to the bottom of the trunk and after all of the trash is out (which was a lot of trash) he climbs into the trunk and starts checking the lining, checks the tire well, cuts the spare open and doesnt find a fucking thing.

so now cop 1 is pissed and climbs out of the trunk and walks over to Beavis and asks him what the hell is going on.

Beavis looks at the cop and smiles and says,"Sir I told you that theresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunk."

kinsaj · 03-30-2004, 11:05 PM

funny.. but that sucks...
Slashed the spare and such...
oh well

Kllr Wolf · 03-31-2004, 08:56 PM

nice way to get the trunk clean.

KellyC · 04-01-2004, 01:14 AM

Holy shit! thats hilarious!! You gotta tell me (us) what happens afterwards. This is not a good time for me to switch on the "imagination" button.

03-30-2004, 08:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	theresnothinginthetrunk This story was told to me by a friend and it is a true story but f-ing hilarious: Three guys: pan beavis peter So one night these three were driving around in the Irvine area at about three in the morning (in a big ass cadi). Beavis was driving, Pan was in the passenger seat and pater was in the back seat. Pan and Peter had no idea that Beavis had decided to try speed for the first time that night. Beavis comes up to an intersection and start pulling donuts in the middle of it. The other guys start tripping and telling him chill and that he's not gonna drive anymore. In the middle of the donuts, Beavis says, "fine." and lets go of the wheel. Pan grabs the wheel and Peter is trying to pull Beaviis into the back seat so Pan can drive. Just as pan gets the wheel, a cop lights them up and Beavis has to take the wheel back and pull over. The cop comes up to the window and asks Beavis for his license and registration. Beavis replies," Fine, but theresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunk." The officer says"I dont care whats in your trunk, I just need to see some id." Beavis hands it over and says "Here you go but theresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunk." By this time, Pan and Peter have been pulled out of the car and are sitting on the side of the road. And are tripping on Beavis. The second cop asks whats the guy on and they honestly reply that they have no idea. The first cop talking to beavis, asks him to get out of the car because he feels that he is under the influence. Beavis once again says "But theresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunk." cop 1 is getting mad and fed up and tells beavis that he didnt give a shit what was in the trunk but now hes gonna search it. Beavis gets pulled out and asks whats in the trunk. you got it... "theresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunk" The cop then proceeds to pull the inside of the car apart before even getting to the trunk and doesnt even find anything. Then he goes back to open the trunk... Note that they were driving a cadi and it has got a very big trunk. The trunk gets popped open and it is completely full of trash. So full that trash started falling out as soon as the lid was opened. The cop starts digging through the trash. He's throwing shit every which way to get to the bottom of the trunk and after all of the trash is out (which was a lot of trash) he climbs into the trunk and starts checking the lining, checks the tire well, cuts the spare open and doesnt find a fucking thing. so now cop 1 is pissed and climbs out of the trunk and walks over to Beavis and asks him what the hell is going on. Beavis looks at the cop and smiles and says,"Sir I told you that theresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunktheresnothinginthetrunk."

03-30-2004, 11:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
kinsaj Psycho Location: somewhere out there	funny.. but that sucks... Slashed the spare and such... oh well __________________ boom

03-31-2004, 08:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
Kllr Wolf Psycho Location: Lubbock, TX	nice way to get the trunk clean. __________________ Caffeine - the molecule of life.

04-01-2004, 01:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Holy shit! thats hilarious!! You gotta tell me (us) what happens afterwards. This is not a good time for me to switch on the "imagination" button. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.