bparker805

So one day my friend and I are sitting around and we are bored out of our minds. We get the brillant idea to mess around with my family's cat. So I went to the garage and got one of those styrofoam coolers and filled the bottom of it with about two inches off gas. We then caught the cat and put her inside the cooler and covered it. After about a minute, we let go off the lid and that cat must have jumped a good three feet straight in the air and made a beeline for about fifty feet or so and just keeled right over. I couldnt figure it out until I realized that she must have run outta gas! By the way, this story was not real so please don't call peta and have me lynched.

MadHatder

No offense man, but Worst. Joke. Ever.

bparker805

yeah i know but the real funny thing is, is that youll be telling it to someone tomorrow...

WarWagon

Heh heh. That made me chuckle.

Side note: Anybody notice the big influx of cat-related posts lately?

Fenton-J-Cool

I gotta go with Mad on that one... when I saw you and your friends bored, with gasoline and a cat, I figured there would also be fire involved.

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