Bill O'Rights

When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.

When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.

When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.

When you please your boss, you’re apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative.

When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When you’re on a day off sick, “you’re always sick”.
When your boss is a day off sick, “he must be very ill”.

When you take a day off, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss takes a day off, it’s because he’s overworked.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Crack

A truer post was never posted.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

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Yeah. Maybe if that wasn't true it'd be more funny.

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...