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Once Upon A Time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals, and clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she laughed to herself and thought "I don't fucking think so."

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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

tommy thompson

HAAHHAHHHH!!!

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...a wandering soul...

mastboyx

hahahaha talk about female empowerment right?

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Ignorance Is Bliss

sillygirl

I started laughing out loud while I was on the phone at work today... almost got in trouble.

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

Nancy

pretty.damn.funny!

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.